• Betty Bishop spent a memorable six months here at the Chelsea back in the early nineties, attending one of good ol’ Gingie’s birthday parties.  She even got to have one of her paintings on display in the lobby for a while.  But she sure was glad that the guy who jumped down the stairwell was all cleaned up by the time she got home.
    1. What do you do?  I have done a lot of things. From working as a waitress to owning a fairly large Betty_1 catering company where we made little sandwiches for the Queen of England. I sold it and retired when I was 51 years old. Then I took up art. I am now 72.
    2. When did you stay at the Chelsea?Room603
    I stayed at the Chelsea for 6 months the winter of 1992/93. Room 603 I think. You can see a painting of my room and there is also one of the hall on the 6th floor. (Click here for her photos. The one on the right hung in the lobby for a while.)
    3. What brought you to the famed hotel?
    I am from Toronto – I wanted to study at the Art Student’s League and did study at the Art Student’s League. I knew about the Chelsea and I just phoned and asked if they had a room with a kitchen. They did and the price was right although it took rather a long time to get them to tell me exactly how much it would cost me. "Come on down and we will see"……………it was sort of like that if I remember correctly.
    4. Has your art been influenced by any former or currents residents of the hotel?
    Probably unconsciously.
    5. Which artists do you most admire and why?
    Cezzane, Titan, Tuttle, Freud, Horace Pippin – why? because they give me shivers! Oh yes – Van Gogh! Matisse………
    6.  Do you think the Chelsea Hotel has a creative spirit?
    I imagine it does. I sometimes wondered who else had slept in my bed and who they slept with.
    7.  What was the best/worst thing that happened to you at the Chelsea?
    The worst was the day I came "home" and learned a guy had jumped or fallen down 9 flights into the stairwell. Fortunately for me they had cleaned him up before I got home. The best was Ginger’s birthday party – Ginger was the house dog and I am invited to her September Birthday party – forever and ever!
    8. Did you spot any celebrities during your visit?
    Yes although it depends on your definition of a celebrity doesn’t it? I had dinner with a woman who used to swim with Picasso. She also lived between the Chelsea and her Paris apartment. I am sure she is dead now so I can mention her but I don’t know if she was a celebrity. She was a painter.
  • A Welsh writer named Phil Bowen has written a play about a meeting between Dylan Thomas and Bob Dylan in the Chelsea Hotel. Though initially produced in 2001 and 2002, it was of course a flop.  Now Handful1 its been brought back for a run at the Dylan Thomas Centre in Wales. Through superior blogging skills we have managed to obtain an excerpt from the top-secret script.  Picture the two men seated in a dingy cockroach-with-teeth infested room at the world famous Chelsea Hotel:

    Bob: How does it feel Dylan, you old tosspot, to be on your own, with no direction home, etc. etc….?

    Dylan:  Well, not so hot, Bob, you royal asshole, but at least Death Shall Have no Dominion Over Me.

    Bob: No, but 18 whiskeys did.  Looking back on your life, how many roads did you have to go down before they called you a man?
    Dylan: A shit load, but I’m still not ready to go gently into that good night.

    We can’t wait for the sequel, where Dee Dee Ramone instructs Mark Twain in the finer points of shooting smack.

  • Stefan Brecht, the son of the great German playwright Bertolt Brecht, and a poet and scholar in his Brecht own right, maintained a writing studio in the Chelsea Hotel throughout the eighties and nineties.  Every morning, Stefan walked up 8th Avenue to the Chelsea from his home in Greenwich Village, recording his journey in photographs.  The photographs are not what you might imagine, however, not street scenes or portraits of Chelsea neighborhood characters.  They are instead photos of the sidewalk itself, the actual pavement over which Brecht walked, with all its cracks and crevices, its grease stains and gum spots, revealing the history of the many generations of feet that have trod over it.  The photos, in black and white, have a striking, abstract expressionist quality.  Hopefully we can see them in a show someday; blown up to a decent size and hung on a gallery wall they would surely be impressive.  In the meantime, Onestar Press has a book of the photos in the works, due out this fall.

                Brecht also recorded his daily journey in poetry, and these poems have been collected in a new book, 8th Avenue Poems published by Spuyten Duyvil Press.  In a straightforward, no nonsense style, Brecht sets aside a lifetime of erudition to channel the unadorned essence of humanity in its naked 8thave_1 struggle for survival on the mean streets of New York.  In these poems we encounter the junkies, the homeless, the trannie whores; the cleaning ladies cleaning and the young toughs preening.  Brecht’s practiced method allows him to penetrate to the heart of these people, to capture and bring back the very kernel at the core of their being, allowing us to grasp this kernel intimately by showing us that way down in the depths of our souls it is the most fundamental basis of our own struggle as well.  Consider:

    It is undoubtedly an American,

    but a gross sight, he is defecating in a doorway,

    his pants down decently in the back only,

    in a crouch, ready to jump, peering about apprehensively,

    his large face up and moving. (72)

                With no attempt to sanitize, but with always an eye for the true human pathos inherent in every situation, Brecht lets the scenes speak for themselves, and speak they do, most eloquently.  They tell a tale of lives shaped—in many instances warped and twisted–by the exigencies of the harsh, Darwinian grind of the city’s overwhelming, terrible/beautiful immensity:

    …in the street men carry/the faces of Indians as though some upheaval/had brought to the fore in their faces the arched cheekbones, opaque/agate eyes, the wide expanses on skulls like boulders/of this race exterminated hereabouts and in the islands… (76)

                Brecht is a keen observer of human nature, able to turn his gaze upon a street scene objectively, dispassionately, and to discern the formal beauty even in the midst of a seemingly formless—and sometimes downright frightening–chaos.  It is nonetheless clear, however, that he feels a close bond of kinship with his subjects, and his poetry is best when he lays aside all artifice and engages with the people of the street, as in this poem in which his eyes meet–for the very first time—the eyes of an insane homeless woman he has passed a hundred times in the street:

    …and her face distracted into a grimace./ Now I don’t know if she was showing ironic contempt for my inability to/maintain non-recognition, mocking/me with some slight savagery, or if the rictus within which her eyes flared/was a genuine smile, better than mine, but distorted by some muscular/dyscontrol… (58-59)

                These I/Thou encounters pop up seemingly at random, surprising and touching us, as we feel they do Brecht himself, with the depth of their poignancy.  It’s a common, though doomed, strategy to attempt to remain aloof, enclosed within one’s own self, when walking the streets of New York.  For the outward danger of the streets—a danger in no sense inconsiderable—is dwarfed by the profound inward tax that the city inevitably extracts from one’s soul:

    “Nickel,” he says, “Smoke,” between his teeth like at the refectory table/in the big house, graduating/up to the big time, but me at the corner of 17th in the smoke of his young/business man’s whisper see my old girl friend in her 35th year/slipping back into the steadying habit,/taking high aim, her nerves shot,/and the innocent enterprise of this punk/gets on my arse,/ a regrettable lack of detachment. (43)

                We are all like this in New York, doing our best to stand up straight and hold our heads high as we walk the streets, yet possessing a scarcely concealed fragility at the core of our being.  Several of Brecht’s photos of 8th avenue are scattered throughout the book, as if to drive home the point that, like the sidewalks, the people in his poetry are worn and cracked and bear the stamp of a thousand footfalls as well, and are nonetheless as durable, as enduring as the pavement upon which they walk.

    [Stefan Brecht was born in 1924 in Berlin, Germany and came to America in 1942.  He has published several books on the theatre, as well as a volume of his poetry with City Lights.  He currently lives and works in the Chelsea area of New York.  8th Avenue Poems, Spuyten Duyvil Press, New York, will be available in bookstores soon, or you can order it at www.spuytenduyvil.net.]

    — Photo of Stefan Brecht at the Hotel Chelsea, Room 1010, 1979 by Maggie Hopp.  A special thanks to Caroline Hansberry for providing the review copy of the book as well.– (Ed Hamilton)

  • This Miss Sixty hotel in Riccione, Italy looks like a Holiday Inn with a child’s plastic stencil worked into its façade.  Even worse, here they are trying to steal the Chelsea’s business with a fake murder Killedinthisroom room!  (I can’t tell who was fake-murdered there.)
    But hey, accept no substitutes.  We have plenty of real murder rooms, including theMisssixty  greatest of all – if you can find it, that is.  Nobody beats the Chelsea for morbid, gothic tourism.  Seriously though, Miss Sixty people, the faux-art-hotel thing I can see, but faux murder rooms?  Don’t even try it. We blow you away, you amateurs.   Oh, and they’ve got Orwellian technology too!  Luckily, we’ve developed some of that ourselves. (Ed Hamilton)

  • Collegestories.com, a humor website (not to be confused with collegehumor.com, the site which was recently purchased by Barry Diller for several million dollars), just released an anthology Classdiss entitled Class Dismissed (Villard, 2006).  Without a doubt this book will make several times as much money as all the movies set to be derived from the collegehumor content.

    It seems that drunken frat boy humor is making a comeback of late. The New York Times reported on this trend recently in the Style section, singling out the lifestyle magazine Modern Drunkard and several forthcoming novels.

    Why, may you ask, should we care?  Well, this blog’s Slice-of-Lifer, Ed Edham11Hamilton, has a story in the Anthology.  We haven’t seen a copy of the book yet, so we don’t know if they used the author’s photo, but they requested a humorous one.  Here’s what they got from Ed, much to the dismay of his mother, who wanted us to send a photo of Ed in his first communion outfit.  In retrospect, perhaps that would have been funnier, or at least more ironic.

    Here’s an excerpt from Ed’s story, but that’s all you get for free.  You’ll have to buy a copy of Class Dismissed to read the whole story.  (It’s also an excerpt from a novel, but Ed’s still waiting for somebody to snatch that up.)

    Soon, I was hopelessly lost. The houses were getting shittier and shittier, more ramshackle. At one of the houses there were some long-haired rednecks hanging out on their front porch. They were older than me, probably in their early thirties. There were three of them, and a fat woman redneck.

    They looked friendly enough, so I figured I’d ask them for directions. But in my drunken state, stumbling up into their yard, I chose an ill-advised greeting:

    "Hey you guys, got any reefer?"

    The men just sat there, expressionless, but the woman jumped up and screamed at me, hysterically, "No! Get out of here!

    That seemed downright inhospitable. I decided to take my revenge on her by hanging out there for a while. "I wasn’t even talking to you, lady," I said. Then, addressing the man nearest me, the one with a beard, I said, "You probably got some reefer, don’t you, man?"

  • Tuesday, Aug. 22, 6:00 p.m.
    Join Kevin Fitzpatrick, founder of the Dorothy Parker Society, for a toast to Parker on her birthday. The Algonquin Hotel, 59 West 44th Street, NY NY

    Tuesday, Aug. 22, 10:30 p.m.
    Susanne Bartsch and Kenny Kenny bring you Happy Valley Tuesday. Show: Amanda Lepore, I know what boys like. Hosts: Miranda Moondust, Kim Aviance, Astro, Theodora Ladyfag & Amanda Lepore.  Door: Andrea and Cynthia. 
    14 east 27 St., NY NY

    Tuesday, Aug. 22, 8:30 p.m.
    Jb For our readers in Tennessee, former resident Joe Bidwell will be performing at The Family Wash. 2038 Greenwood Ave. @ Porter Ave., Nashville, TENN

    Wednesday, Aug. 23, 8:00 p.m.
    Br Last chance to check out Burlesque Room before it moves to a new venue. Don’t miss the big Flip Cup Tournament starting at 9:00 p.m. Drink specials include $7:00 beer and a free shot! Nina Fisher performs at 10:00 p.m.
    Serena’s in the Basement of the Chelsea Hotel, 222 W. 23rd St., NY NY

    Friday, Aug. 25, 7:30 p.m. Wine reception at 6:30 p.m.
    "A Letter from Greenpoint" with Jonas Mekas in person. In 2004, Jonas Mekas, one of the key figures in New York’s alternative film culture, moved from Soho to Greenpoint, Brooklyn. “This video,” says Mekas, “is about letting roots grow in a new place, new home, with new friends, new thoughts, experiences.” Preceded by Williamsburg, Brooklyn, 1949-2003, 15 mins.
    Museum of the Moving Image, 35 Avenue at 36 Street Astoria, New York

    Saturday, Aug. 26, various times
    Factotum Factotum, the new movie based on the book of the same name by former Chelsea Hotel guest Charles Bukowski is sure to please fans of the drunken writer.
    IFC Center, 323 6th Ave, NY NY

    If you have a relevant event you want added to "All Tomorrow’s Parties," e-mail chelblog@yahoo.com

  • We’re alBaways seeking to be of service to our Chelsea cohorts.  Hope we could help.  (via craigslist)
      "In town for the weekend, staying at the Chelsea.  Please be eager, thin, sexy.  I promise to be the  same.  Everything will be safe, comfortable and badass."

  • Angel2_th_1Hawk Alfredson’s paintings will be on display at the Galapagos Art Space located at 70 N. 6th St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn.  Many of you have seen Hawk’s paintings hanging throughout the building here at the Chelsea Hotel.  The event Sunday evening from 7:30 – 10:00 is a kick-off party for a sci-fi film by Jeff Vandermeer.

  • Now that 3/4 of the Ramones are dead — including our beloved hotel-mate Dee Dee, who’s gone to the Ramones great shooting gallery in the sky — the band seems to be getting really good product placement.  In an upcoming episode of Entourage, the HBO show, the plot centers around a Ramones movie script that the boys want to see produced.  I watch this show all of the time at the gym with the sound off.  It seems interesting, but, I guess, not interesting enough to actually listen to.  Maybe I’ll turn the volume up next time.  The Ramones themed shows air on 8/20 and 8/27.  Hey Ho, lets go!  (Ed Hamilton)

  • The Geezers (?) stopped by the Chelsea to jump up and down on the beds and bare their bottoms! What else is there for rockers to do once they make it to the Chelsea? Nail the furniture to the ceiling! Throw that TV out the window! Who says they don’t rule, you wanks!