• Rooster250 Earlier this week we were invaded by a film crew.  Tractor trailers blocked our access to the street. Bight lights, cameras, and tables filled with food lined the hallways of the Hotel Chelsea and the sidewalks outside the hotel.  Production people loitered in the stairwells and the lobby.  “What’s going on?” we kept asking.  “They’re filming a music video for Rooster,” a young hipster finally deigned to reply:  “What the hell is Rooster?” we further inquired. “They’re big in England,” the hipster informed us while confessing she’d never actually listened to their music.  Well, isn’t everyone?  They must be like the Rolling Stones or something, we figured, with this big of a budget.  But no, it turns out they’re just some kind of boy band, like Menudo or New Kids on the Block.  (Those are example of boy bands, aren’t they?)   I wonder if they crow loud enough to wake the dead!  Enjoy the ride boys, while it lasts.  And get out of the Chelsea now, while the getting is good.  Update:  Here’s a tourist who got to be an extra! (Ed Hamilton)

  • Armanfun Linda Troeller sent us this report from the memorial service for Arman, which was held at the MET earlier this week.  The speakers included painter Frank Stella; collector Ronald Lauder; and actor Geoffry Holder among others. They spoke of his wit, shaman ways and the power of his art.  In attendance were about 150+ family, friends, collectors and artists including Christo and Jean Claude. 

    "Contemporary art is always what we are at the moment. That’s the main
    purpose of contemporary art..it’s you, it’s me, it’s him..now..It’s
    like a cut in time..a time  capsule."
    arman
    A life accumulated
    Nov 17 1928 to Oct 22 2005

  • Traveling Salesman
    In the mid 60’s I was a traveling textbook salesman for Random House and Alfred A. Knopf.  My territory was the rocky mountain states.  Every day after visiting college teachers I would go196 to the practice rooms in the music school and play any piano that was free.  One day at Colorado State University in Fort Collins, I wrote down a piece I had improvised and played it from the score.  I looked at it away from the piano and then played it again.  It was a good piece.  It looked good and it felt good and I was elated.  It was an epiphany.  I had completed something that I didn’t even know I had begun like walking and walking and walking without knowing where you’re going and then suddenly you’re there.  You don’t need anybody to tell you.  You just know.  But you want somebody to tell you anyway.  That’s your ego. (Photo: NewYorkQNews)

    Three Women

    Probably the most successful piece I ever wrote was my film score for Robert Altman’s 3 Women.  I had a boyfriend who was a unit publicist for the movies, and he knew Altman’s publicist.  They all know each other.  They’re all experts on movie trivia (though they might hesitate to call it that).  They know how many reels there are in Dial M for Murder, how long it took to shoot it, who all the minor character actors were, and that it was originally shot in 3-D.  So I sent an audio cassette of some flute music I had written for Michael Parloff (now principal flutist with the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra) to Altman through his publicist.  The afternoon he received my tape, Altman played it for the group that always gathered in his office at the end of the day.  I was one of three composers whose tapes he had.  He stood in a corner with a stopwatch and timed how long it took anyone to break the silence.  Even if they said, “This is wonderful,” they had stopped listening.  The composer whose music was granted the longest silence won.  It was mine.  Altman’s costume designer, J. Allen Highfill, told me this happened.  The next time Altman was in New York he called me and asked me to meet him at Sam Cohen’s office at ICM.  For good luck I took the bright yellow plastic briefcase I had bought for five dollars in Canada when I was selling textbooks at the University of  Toronto. I don’t think there was anything in it.  Altman shook my hand and said he liked my music and asked me if I had ever written a film score.  I said no.  Had I ever orchestrated or conducted an orchestra?  No.  Well, can you?  Yes.  OK, the job’s yours.

    Antonioni

    I would like to have worked with Antonioni.  He used silence musically.  I wouldn’t have disturbed his silences; I would have enhanced them.

    Dramatic Work

    Most of my performing now is dramatic.  I ask writers I know and have worked with before to write me monologues that I perform at the Cornelia Street Cafe on Jed Distler’s series called Serial Underground.  I just received one from Maggie Paley called Woman.  I play Ellen who’s broken her left ankle getting off a bus and lost her cat.  Then in her apartment she breaks her left arm.  She’s left handed.  I occasionally accompany singers who premiere songs of mine at Cornelia Street. The most recent was a song called Aftercome with a text by David Linter.  It’s a scena in which a man who has just had an orgasm with his girlfriend is ruminating about how beautiful she is and how wonderful it is to be alive there then.

    Virgil Thomson

    I met Virgil Thomson over a meal I cooked for him at a friend’s apartment in Westbeth in 1969.  I was still a traveling textbook salesman working for Oxford University Press.  I spent the weekends at my friend’s place, and in exchange for board, I cooked.  Virgil liked it.  He looked at me and said, “This isn’t kiddie stuff.”  I had a car and Virgil asked me to drive him out to the Springs to visit some rich people he knew.  On the way we went to see Edward Albee at Montauk.  He had a large house near the beach.  Gym equipment stood prominently displayed beside the swimming pool so that young men could buff their muscles to an appreciative audience.  Then we went to a cocktail party on someone’s lawn, and Virgil looked at my cowboy hat and said, “You can’t wear a picture hat here.”  I took it off.  Virgil and Dwight Macdonald talked about why we were in Vietnam – “Nickel,” Virgil snorted. 

    The Big Fire at The Chelsea Hotel
    Soon after I wrote the score for 3 Women, Robert Altman asked me to play a Baptist preacher in his next movie, A Wedding.  After the filming was completed near Chicago, I returned to New York with my new boyfriend Sam and asked Virgil about living in the Chelsea Hotel.  He picked up the house phone and called Stanley and said, “This is the kind of person you’re supposed to have here.”  Sam and I moved into 1016, just above Virgil’s bedroom.  One evening I was cooking and noticed that the flame on the stove was a peculiar color.  We all sensed something was wrong and went to the front door and opened it.  A dense fog of black smoke rolled into the room, and we raced to the windows for air.  Someone on the roof of a building behind the Chelsea yelled “JUMP!”  We made our way to Virgil’s apartment, and he answered the door dressed in his finest silk shirt and black pants.  “Don’t just stand there,” he said annoyed at our hesitation.  He guided us into his living room and, since we were covered with soot, told us to sit on the rug. He brought in Jack Daniels and Jeff Davis pie. When we asked why he was so dressed up, Virgil replied, “I was hoping some of those firemen might come in.”  (Copyright 2006 Gerald Busby)

    (Gerald Busby, a protegee of Virgil Thomson, has lived in the Chelsea Hotel for 29 years and written most of his music there.  He has collaborated with Robert Altman (3 Women), Paul Taylor (Runes), Craig Lucas (Orpheus in Love), and another Chelsea resident, David Linter (Aftercome).  Gerald is host of Collaborations, an internet radio show heard on TribecaRadio.net every Tuesday and Thursday at 11 a.m .  He interviews other artists with whom he’s worked over the years.)

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  • May Wilson at Pavel Zoubok Gallery
    Babydolls and stuffed animals wrapped in stiff canvas, spray-painted in garish colors and Puppy trussed up in baling wire: silenced, shrouded, sealed over for eternity, mummified.  This lady sure had Mwdollsome dark, sadistic revenge fantasies.  B&D anyone?  A golden child is crucified, broken on a wheel, or else ensnared in some diabolical nightmare dream-catcher.  A silver puppy is yoked to a discombobulated toaster: you can almost hear the poor beast yelp as the switch is flipped.

    Gee, I was thinking, I don’t know if I much care for this type of art.  But then a rather proper old lady who was touring the gallery said, “You know, I feel that way sometimes myself.”  She then launched into a diatribe about the inconsiderate dog owners who let their precious pooches take a dump right in front of her brownstone.  “Ever hear of ‘curbing’, people?” she asked.  “It means the other side of the curb, you know!  Who do you think cleans that up, the Poop Fairy?”

    Free associating, I immediately thought of those over-proud parents in their double-wide strollers who will run right up on your heels in the Whole Foods if you don’t scurry the hell out of their way.

    Leaving her home, her husband, and her children in the suburbs of Maryland, May Wilson moved to New York in middle age to become an artist.  She checked into the Chelsea (later living next door at the Carteret) and became a real American success story, teaching us by her heroic example that you’re never too old chuck it all and start over again; you’re never too old to live your dream.
             We can now see May Wilson’s art for what it is: a radical rejection of the leave-it-to-Beaver motherhood and the manicured-lawn, two-car-garage, All American suburban nightmare.  Babydolls and teddybears and toasters, knives and forks, keys and zippers: these are the objects that enslave you.  And May Wilson enslaves them right back!

    May Wilson was a woman ahead of her time, capturing the Zeitgeist of the present era in New York history.  As the city becomes increasingly gentrified, she says to these parents and dogs owners: not everyone shares your devotion to these creatures and the way of life they represent.  And for those of us who dissent from your dubious received wisdom, those of us who prefer art and books to dogs and babies, remember that New York is where we have come to escape.
            Several months ago, I paid a visit to May’s son Bill, in his beautiful, slightly dilapidated old house in West Chelsea.  Some of May’s same pieces adorned the walls, and, in that dark, antique setting, they had a haunting, funereal beauty.  I felt they belonged there, and I was initially disappointed to see them in a bright, white-walled gallery setting.  But on further reflection, I can see that the gallery setting valorizes and exalts the work, lifting it to the realm of the ideal, where its formal beauty shines through, and where comes to represent not the torture of babies and small fuzzy animals, but rather an eloquent appeal to pause and reflect on this mindless conformism that’s been spoon-fed to us all since birth.
          (The other artist on view, Al Hansen, with his cigarette-butt Venus sculpture, and Chelsea hanger-on Ray Johnson, with his hairy-shoe collage complete with a letter to Joan Crawford, are also well worth the trip. Pavel Zoubok Gallery is located at 533 W 23rd, btwn. 10th and 11th Aves. (Images of May Wilson’s work were provided by the gallery.)

  • Susan and I went to our favorite neighborhood diner for lunch one afternoon.  There was a new waitress serving us, an Eastern European girl—you could tell by the garish make-up–and apparently it Spoons was her very first day.  I ordered a split pea soup and grilled cheese, and when the soup arrived, the waitress gave me a t-spoon to eat it with.  “Could you bring me a larger spoon,” I said.

                I guess I wasn’t being specific enough, because when the waitress returned, she brought me a selection of spoons: a soup spoon, a table spoon, and a long-stemmed iced-tea spoon.  I selected the soup spoon.  “This really large one is a table spoon,” I said, figuring I’d clue the girl in for future reference.  “It’s used more for serving.  And this long one is an iced-tea spoon.”  I picked it up to demonstrate: “You see, it’s long so you can get down to the bottom of the glass.”

    The waitress rolled her eyes at my stupidity.  She spoke good English, albeit with an accent.  “It’s a matter of individual preference,” she said.  (Ed Hamilton)

  • Tuesday, May 16 and Thursday, May 18 11:00 – 12:00
    Tune it to Tribecaradio.net for another episode of Collaborations, the internet radio show hosted by Gerald Busby.

    Wednesday, May 17, 10:00 – 6:00
    Jw Only a few days left to check out "Unwatchable," an exhibit of photographs and sculpture by John Waters.
    Marianne Boesky Gallery, 535 W 22nd St, NY NY

    Friday, May 19, 10:00 – 6:00
    Constellation, the current exhibit at Pavel Zoubok features the work of May Wilson, Al Hansen, Ray Johnson, Buster Cleveland and John Evans.
    Pavel Zoubok, 533 W. 23rd St., NY NY

    Saturday, May 20, 1:30 p.m. and Sunday, May 21, 4:00 p.m.
    Robert Altman’s Three Women with Shelley Duvall, Sissy Spacek, Janice Rule. Score by Chelsea 3_women Hotel resident Gerald Busby.  On Thursday, here on the blog, you can learn the interesting story behind how Gerald was selected by Altman to write the haunting score. Two California therapists undergo a mysterious psychological transference in this beautiful, enigmatic film, which reportedly came to Altman in a dream.  Highly recommended.
    American Museum of the Moving Image, 35 Avenue at 36 Street Astoria, NY

    Saturday May 20 and Sunday May 21, 8:00 p.m.
    BARFLY REDUX, written and directed by Tsaurah Litzky, presents an alternative view of Barfly the movie based on the life of Charles Bukowski.
    FusionArts, 57 Stanton Street, NYC — $6.

    If you have an event you want featured on All Tomorrow’s Parties send the info to chelblog@yahoo.com.
  • MOTHER’S DAY
    Each year, on Mother’s Day,
    I remind myself of my Oedipus complex.
    To my antagonistic father I send the bill
    to pay for my neurotic disorder.

    by George Chemeche

  • What has happened to Bonnie Kendall?  A number of our neighbors have expressed concern as to the Bk whereabouts of the Chelsea Hotel’s long-time telephone operator.  We haven’t seen her for a couple of months, and we have heard various rumors as to the circumstances under which she left the building.  (It’s been about a year now since her room caught on fire and we’re wondering if that had any connection to her leaving.) We have heard variously that she moved in with an older relative, that she was staying in a shelter in upstate New York, or that she stayed a while with relatives and then disappeared.  If you have any information about Bonnie or know how Bonnie can be reached leave a comment on the blog.  People are hoping that she is ok, but would like to know one way or the other.

    For those unfamiliar with Bonnie’s history she was born in West Virginia and had lived in the Chelsea Hotel since 1984 and had been answering the phones since about 1988. (Source: New York Press, July 3-9, 1996) 

    (Photo: David Remfry with his painting of Bonnie in the background.)

  • Ch

    Hop on over to e-bay and pick up a pack of postcards with an early drawing of the Hotel Chelsea. (No date, but would have to be later than 1905, since thats when the building became a hotel — but surely not much later.) We like the fact that there’s only one car on 23rd St. and it doesn’t look that hetic.  You were more liable to step in horse manure than dog poop.

    Those on the East side of the building didn’t get their views obstructed by the Carteret.  There are no store fronts, and instead there is a series of columns running the length of the building.  If you stand in front of the buidling you can see where they once must have been.  They probably matched the columns that are still by the front door, and in fact they may still exist: it looks like they’ve been encased in the metal sheathing that divides the store fronts.  Maybe we should ask Stanely Bard to have them restored.

  • The Nation publisher emeritus Victor Navasky was the keynote speaker at a magazine event on Sparkvic754735_3 Wednesday.  We don’t know what Navasky’s connection to the Chelsea is, but we see him at funerals and parties. (Photo: Navasky at Sparkle Hayter’s party.)  Plus, we thought he gave sound advice to the magazine publishers:  "overpay your writers."

    Navasky recounted awkward fundraising moments for the 135-year-old magazine, like the one where he managed to finagle $1 million out of Paul Newman for The Nation during a business dinner where Newman’s wife, Joanne Woodward, became an unlikely ally. Usually when the wife shows up, "there goes your business conversation," Navasky said. But when Newman said of Navasky’s proposal "I don’t know, that’s pretty rich," Woodward responded, "But you’re pretty rich, dear."  (Source: FishbowlNY)