• Read more in "Knockin' on Dylan's Door" at The New York Post.

    If you watched the Fox 5 News report on the destruction of Bob Dylan’s room last night, you may have noticed a slight error.  Toni Senecal said that the building isn’t landmarked, when in fact it is a NYC and National landmark.  (It was actually the very first building to become a NYC landmark back when the designation was established.)  What the filmmaker interviewed appeared to be saying was that the individual rooms are not landmarked, which is true.   Of course, Dylan’s room should have been landmarked, as it is the possibility of staying in the rooms of such icons that is one of the big draws of the Chelsea Hotel.  Nobody who would ever think to stay here gives a rats hiney about I-pod docking stations.

  • There was a nice piece about the El Quijote in Chelsea Now last week, pointing out that the restaurant has been a fixture of the Chelsea Hotel family for 80 years, and celebrating it’s antique décor and affordable prices. Though the article, written by Dean P. Wrzeszcz, also notes Where_1 that the El Q has 39 years left on its lease, and so will presumably be safe even if the rest of the neighborhood continues to gentrify, it fails to get at the real crux of the matter, which is that the Chelsea Hotel management would like to see the old timer out of there so they can open a trendier slop trough for rich scenesters.  We hear that the new "brain trust" have been pestering the august eatery with a barrage of dirty tricks apparently designed to get them to throw in the towel and vacate.  In the meantime, be sure to support El Q by giving them your business.

    Oh, another thing: Wrzeszsc says that the casualties of the hotel’s recent drive to vacate its storefronts include include “a comic book store and fishing store.”  Well, the comic book store has actually been gone for about 8 years, replaced long ago by a Container/Box Store.  And the “fishing store” was none other than the famous Capitol Fishing Tackle, a fixture of the building for over 50 years, and the only fishing tackle store in Manhattan.  (They have relocated to 36th St., taking their iconic neon sign with them.)  The other stores purged are Balabanis Tailor (the family moved back to Greece ) and Chelsea Healing, the acupuncture shop (relocated to 321 West 24th St.). — Ed Hamilton

  • Be sure to watch Fox News tonight (12/4) at 10:00 p.m.  They stopped by the Chelsea Hotel today to cover the on-going destruction of Bob Dylan's former home.  We saw the camerman out in front of the hotel, and he was not being allowed to film and being told to move on. By the time the news crew left, Tilley, Tamazar and Larry McLaughlin were all arguing with the cameraman and the cops had been called.  Since when did the Chelsea become so media-unfriendly?

  • In case anyone wondered what we were talking about in our previous post about the Chelsea Hotel management falsifying construction permits, this should clarify matters. The pictures below were taken Bobdylanchelseahotel on Tuesday, after construction began in Bob Dylan's old room at the Chelsea Hotel (#211), where he lived in the 60s, writing "Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands," and so many other great songs from his Blond on Blond album. As you can see, the room, which prior to Tuesday's vandalism, looked much as it did when Dylan lived there, has been completely trashed. In addition to not having the required Certificate of Non-Harassment the illegally obtained permits are only for bathroom and kitched renovation. Obviously, much more than that is going on. Significantly, workers have torn down a wall with sledgehammers, exceeding the mandate of their permits. — Ed Hamilton  (Unsourced photo of Bob Dylan at the Chelsea Hotel) Chelsea Illegal Renovation 211 (Thanks to a tipster for sending over the photos of the destruction.)

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  •         As you can see from these photos, the hotel management (presently led by vice president David Elder, general manager Andrew Tilley and manager Arnold Tamasar) has obtained permits from the Permits Department of Buildings (DOB) allowing them to begin construction on the Chelsea Hotel. (The permits allow them to renovate kitchens and bathrooms on two rooms on the second floor, and can be viewed on the DOB web site.)  For about the past year the hotel had been under a Stop Work Order from the DOB due to management’s failure to meet the conditions necessary to obtain these permits, foremost among them the requirement that they obtain a Certificate of Non-Harassment (CONH) from the Department of Housing Preservation and Development (HPD).  (The CONH is required in order to guarantee that a landlord is not attempting to pressure tenants into abandoning their rent stabilized apartments.)  
     
          As you might imagine, given management’s ongoing efforts to evict tenants, as well as their failure to make necessary repairs to tenants’ rooms (considered a form of harassment), and to properly register the rooms as rent stabilized with the Department of Housing and Community Renewal (DHCR), it’s going to be difficult for them to legitimately acquire a Certificate of Non-Harassment.  But not to worry: the hotel management simply falsified the building permit applications.  In a “PW1: Plan/Work Application” for the construction in the two rooms, whoever filled out the form falsely states that the Chelsea hotel is not a “Single Room Occupancy (SRO) Multiple Dwelling,” though in fact it is. (Item 9C) (It doesn’t have to be exclusively an SRO, just a multiple dwelling with some SRO units.)  This is significant because any construction in an SRO requires a CONH from the HPD.  (As of this writing, HPD does not have one on file for the Chelsea Hotel.) Further, when asked if the Chelsea “. . .contains occupied housing subject to rent control or rent stabilization. . .” the respondent falsely claimed that it did not.  (To answer truthfully on the question of rent stabilization would have brought the hotel under the purview of the DHCR, and, as noted, the management refuses to properly register the rooms at the hotel; in addition, dozens of Chelsea Hotel residents have outstanding suits pending at the DHCR.)  
         Falsifying this application, while a misdemeanor, could involve fines or jail time, or both, and a lawyer I consulted said that such falsification could constitute a felony if done willfully.  Though there is a place for Marlene Krauss, as president of the company, to affix her signature, she has neglected to do so—perhaps significantly.  Though this blog has accused Marlene of many things in the past year-and-a-half, stupidity has not yet been among them.
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    of the reasons that David Elder and Marlene fired the previous management company, BD Hotels, was that BD had failed to get a Certificate of Non-Harassment!  As Elder states in a sworn affidavit  (Page 2, item 3) in the hotel’s arbitration proceedings with BD:

    . . . a Certificate of Non-Harassment must be secured from the City of New York before the renovation project can be launched, and BD NY has already made it clear that it intends to disqualify Chelsea from securing that certificate by refusing to remedy the violations that have been identified by city inspectors. . . .

    Elder goes on in the affidavit to claim that BD’s failure to get the CONH could, by delaying construction, cost the hotel up to $20 million dollars in lost revenue!  (Elder’s point is that, if the hotel files for a CONH, and is ruled ineligible, they will have to wait 3 years to reapply, losing the revenue they would have made from renting the newly renovated rooms.  Further, no bank is going to give them a loan to do the construction if they don’t have the CONH.)  And here he is signing a DOB application without the CONH, and actually allowing construction to begin!  Most likely, this false filing will complicate the hotel’s legitimate attempts to get a Certificate of Non-Harassment, delaying legal construction further.   In any event, this seems to add up to one conclusion: Elder’s incompetence.

    Marlene and Elder fired BD for failing to get a CONH, and most likely they will sue BD if they feel they have lost revenue due to this failure.  Obviously, there must be considerable pressure on general manager Andrew Tilley and manager Arnold Tamasar to obtain this elusive document.  BD, for all its failings, was apparently attempting to do things by the book.   Have Tamasar and Tilley just decided to forgo the Certificate of Non-Harassment and begin construction anyway—and see how long it takes the City to catch on?  — Ed Hamilton

  • Marlene must’ve slapped Andrew Tilley down after he said he wanted to put an I-pod docking station in every room, because it seems he’s no longer allowed to talk to the press.  Marlene herself is shouldering that burden these days, and she reveals her true colors in a Guardian article when she reminds us that this is a business and she’d like to make more money.  Additionally, she continues to air her fixation with dirt when she says she cleaned this place up.  Looks about the same to us.  She also claims that the service is better which despite the fact that there are twice as many people on staff now is just not the case.  Clearly, Marlene Krauss doesn’t stop by the Chelsea Hotel very often.  Oh, (like Born & Drukier) she is also being a bit disingenuous when she says that the only tenants forced out were those who weren’t paying their rent.  The reason they couldn’t pay their rent was because she doubled or tripled the amount of their monthly payment.   — Ed Hamilton

  • I love the way Richard Born and Ira Drukier insist on acting like they are just regular guys, rather than greed-crazed sociopaths who think nothing at all of tearing asunder the fabric of the city as they lay waste to long-standing communities and devastate human lives.  In a recent interview with the  New York Observer's Chris Shott,  the self-delusional duo reveal that they think the tenants of the Chelsea Hotel were mad at them for no reason better than the fact that they mopped the floors.  Well, gee, there was the matter of the 17 tenants they forced out.  That’s 17 big reasons.  Also, they plopped spoiled brat Glennon Travis down in here, ostensibly to “manage” the place, though really to drive residents crazy with his obnoxious personality so they too would move out.  They neglected Holidayhoteliers necessary repairs, purposely letting the place run down, and imposed restrictive policies designed to crush the free spirit of the Chelsea.  And, despite their claims, they didn’t even really clean the place all that well.
        
    Even outside our little, once-vibrant artistic community, Born and Drukier are guilty of bringing the illegal-billboard-packing Hotel Gansevoort to the Meatpacking District, ruining that neighborhood in the process.  And they are now in the process of driving the tenants out of the Riverview/Jane Hotel, as they did at the former Pickwick, now saddled with the heinously insulting name of “The Pod.”  (I’ll bet the tenants of the Riverview take issue with B&Ds claim not to have forced anyone out of there as well.  B&D say the only ones being asked to leave are those who don’t pay their rent, but of course Born and Drukier have a nasty habit of raising tenant’s rents to a level that they can’t pay.)

    At least Drukier has one thing right: Stanley Bard is the only person capable of running this place—even though the reason Drukier said it is no doubt simply to get Marlene Krauss’s goat.

    In other highlights of the article: I chortled over Drukier’s claim that there was no economic reason behind their taking on the Chelsea Hotel’s management, particularly when coupled with Born’s admission that all they’re fighting about now with Marlene is money.  Well, at least the fact of their apparently capricious firing (they were getting rid of tenants, just like Marlene wanted them too) should give other potential management teams pause.

    B&D have some good advice for present manager Andrew Tilley, when they say:  Hang on tight to that pole!  They know that Tilley is having a hell of a time balancing the needs of the tenants with those of the owners (Marlene and Elder)—since the main desire of the owners is to throw out the tenants.  Maybe Tilley should take pole dancing lessons across the street at the Sheila Kelly S-Factor. — Ed Hamilton   (Photo — Those were the days)

  • With all of the possible repairs needed around the Chelsea Hotel the first item on Andrew Tilley’s agenda is to inspect all fireplaces and chimneys.  Gee isn’t it funny that he waited until the end of November to Fireplace do this.  Heat in many rooms is sporadic at best as many contain tiny radiators and drafty 125 year old windows.  Because of this, a number of residents have to depend on their fireplaces for a valuable source of heat.  Shutting them down on the eve of what promises to be a very cold winter is simply not an option.

    For a lot of tenants, using an electric heater is not an option either as the wiring will not support  them.  How about an upgrade on the 125 year old wiring system of the building.  We think that this a much more pressing problem than the fireplaces.  Although the Chelsea has periodic fires the fireplaces have never caused even a single one while the electrical system has been implicated in several. 

    Tilley has claimed repeatedly that he will repair residents rooms if they have problems and bring them to his attention.  For the most part, he’s been pretty much all talk in this regard.  Therefore, we propose to start a list of repairs that need to be carried out in the tenant's apartments in this building.  We would appreciate your help in this regard. Please send us a list of any repairs in your apartment that you feel the management undertake.  You don’t have to tell us your name or your apartment number if you don’t want to our plan is to send this list to the HPD and see if we can’t get some real repairs around here, instead of these fake ones designed to harass people.

  • According to industry forecasters, in 2009 U.S. hotels are expected to fill the smallest percentage of rooms since 1988, the year they started tracking this data.  The projected average occupancy rate is 58.3%.  (Source: USA Today)

    The Chelsea is apparently no exception.  It’s been awful quite around here and we have heard from a staff member that occupancy rates have recently sunk below 30%.  We don’t know for certain, but this seems close to the occupancy rates experienced during the months following 9/11.  It makes you wonder then, with such a drop in tourists, why are they still continuing to try to evict permanent residents.  Just last week another round of three day notices were delivered. 

    Stanley was able to partially remedy the situation by renting to more permanent tenants during the months immediately following 9/11, but don’t expect the new management to go that route.  They would apparently rather take a loss than to see any more bohemians running around here.    

  • “Last Thursday night Debbie inscribed the paper tacked up on the elevators on each floor with the wildly inflammatory slogan: “Bring Back the Bards”.  The next morning at about  9:30 AM two policemen came to our door.  The security cameras had caught Debbie in action!  (At IMG_2356 least we know now that the cameras work.  We were really worried about that because it seems they were conveniently inoperative when security goons were beating another resident.)  “The management wanted us to ask you not to do that anymore,” the cops said.  
        
    “Why not?” Debbie asked.  “It was just a piece of paper.”  
        
    "Of course it’s NOT A CRIME to write on a piece of paper,” the cops said, “You’re not damaging their property in any way, and they were just going to throw that paper away.  But they felt insulted.”  It was clear that the cops thought that the whole thing was a joke and that their time was being wasted. 
         
    “Do you know about the situation with Star Lounge and all the fights outside the hotel?” Debbie asked, redirecting their attention to a more important issue.  “Yeah, we’re monitoring the situation,” the cops said.  (Significantly, our security guards have not been calling the cops when they witness fights in front of the hotel, endangering hotel and neighborhood  residents alike.)

    So, basically, management (which I guess means either Andrew Tilley or Arnold Tamasar or both) called the cops on Debbie for defacing garbage!  The Chelsea  Hotel has a proud history of radicalism and dissent.  Have we really sunk so low that not even this polite, mild mannered exercise in the Freedom of Speech is to be tolerated? 
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    Oh, another thing the cops said was that the management said they would have to take that paper down each night and put up new the next day!  That’s going to get pretty expensive, given that they’ve already been painting (and “repairing”) the elevators for a number of months with no end in sight.  First they painted them gold; then they primered them; then they painted them black; and when that experiment didn’t work, they primered them again, then painted them a lighter shade of gold.  Now we’re back to the primering stage again.  At one point, they looked really good, but I don't even remember what point that was anymore.  Bring Back the Bards!