• For a change, we enjoyed a very civilized evening last Monday (May 7), attending the “Soiree with Bruce Sargeant & Friends,” at the John Stevenson Gallery on West 23rd, a block over from the Chelsea Hotel.  Between bites of cheese and sips of wine we gazed upon Sargeant’s portraits of shirtless youths, and enjoyed four dance vignettes inspired by Sargeant’s (aka Mark Beard’s) poems. Gbparty3

         The Chelsea connection was of course Gerald Busby, who composed the music for his The Beard Songs.  If you attended, you of course remember these songs as a highlight of Gerald’s 70th Anniversary concert at Carnegie Hall, and they were just as entrancing this time around.  I particularly like the lively and comedic “The Boxer” and the more somberly expressive “Evening Tragedy”.  The dancers, Luke Gutgsell and Brandin Steffensen were strong and athletic, and performed powerfully.  So did the gallery cat, a friendly calico who periodically sauntered onto the dance floor just to let everybody know who owned the place.
    For the second half of the program we heard another piece by Gerald, Speak — Suite for Saxophone Quartet, and no one was disappointed by the delightful composition, by turns melodious and discordant.  The Manhattan School of Music Ensemble performed the piece with a practiced exuberance. 

    51707jrs07geraldbusby_markbeardwbea Although, the Sargeant show is coming down, the gallery is worth a visit anyway.  In a beautiful Greek Revival building, the high ceilings allows the vertical space to be put to good use, with the paintings ascending one on top another in a artful decorative touch.  The gallery staff, as well, must receive kudos for a wonderful party which soundly trumpeted most gallery events.  — Ed Hamilton
    (Photo: Gerald and Mark Beard, photo by Joe)

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  • Abc2_2 Hi Ed,
    Just saw the report on Foreign Correspondent (thank god for public television!). Great story by Michael Maher. Good luck with keeping the development bastards at bay. Hope you’re having great weather there.
    It’s approaching winter here and we REALLY need rain. Terrible drought. Hope you all have a great day at the Chelsea. Would love to visit there one day (if you’re still there!)
    Kind regards from Melbourne, Australia
    Jules
    xxxx

    Hi Ed,
    Just saw your piece on Australia’s Foreign Correspondent.  (Only wish it could have gone for longer)  What on Earth was that hanging around Cindy Gallops’ neck, (a New York rat perhaps).  Loved it.  Best wishes to everyone at the Chelsea.  Keep fighting the good fight.
    Britta
    Sydney, Australia

    It’s another night in Sydney under the flightpath, with the gentle hum and glow of the cathode ray in every square house on every straight street, lulling us all to sleep. I too am getting my dose of the flickering elixir. I’m watching the A.B.C and thankful that Murdoch doesn’t own this little broadcasting corporation yet. Thankful, because if he did, I wouldn’t be watching a story on the Chelsea Hotel, and remembering my few days there early last year.

    Growing up in Australia you long for places like the Chelsea. The sun beats down here and with it the persistent, endlessly insistent knowledge that it’s not going to rain, and nothing is going to change, and no one will hear you unless you run, or swim or fly over the seas, or at the least, crawl quietly into the TV. New York is TV. Late night TV. Letterman. leather man. noise. hammer-ophobia in the 20s as the buildings went up, scraping the sky. new york is up.

    so I got in a plane and flew up up and away and it wasn’t until I made it to the Chelsea that I felt home. Dogs in the lobby. a pat and a chat. Working in my room and then walking. whiteley!! Goodwill for all men and women and folk like me alienated elsewhere. Dublin comes close, you can sneak up on the magic, but even the thinkers there knew to run here.

    I’d love to come back. Maybe late this year. I was saddened to see the old dame under attack from the likes of your over the road neighbour. what did jeff tweedy sing? "When the devil came, he was not red, he was CHROME and he said….come with me…."

    That said, I’d offer a soul if even the devil could put in a good word to Stanley for me…please sir, some bread?? or at the least, a place in Chelsea to lay my weary, troubled head.
    cam

    Hey, I am here in Sydney. Just saw the Foreign Correspondent report. What a pity if such a disaster were to befall the hotel. I hope you guys can fight against all those yuppies invading your hotel!
    Pigeon Poo

  • Over the 001k_smallpast couple of weeks, Chelsea Now has been running a series about the Chelsea Hotel.  Mary Reinholz  (Mary’s piece doesn’t seem to be online) and I wrote companion pieces and Linda Troeller contributed a photo spread.  More recently, David Gibbons interviewed Stanley Bard. Reinholz lived here in the 70s, smack dab in the  middle of the wild and wooly “inspired madness,” of which we, regretfully, only caught the tail end.  One thing that Reinholz touches on is the radical history of the hotel.  Back in the 60s and 70s this place was a hotbed of dissent, with activists such as Abbie Hoffman, Jane Fonda, and Valerie Solanas roaming the halls with the standard crop of artists and nuts.  Even Viva and Shirley Clarke were busy getting themselves arrested.   Maurice Girodias  a true champion of the First Amendment, lived here too.  And it was even a meeting place for the Yippies as they planned to protest the Democratic Convention in Chicago. We’ll explore this more fully in another post. — Ed Hamilton

  • Tuesday, May 15,
    For our readers in Australia, tune in to ABC’s "Foreign Correspondent," for Michael Maher’s report on the Img_0643 battle for the soul of the Chelsea neighborhood. The documentary explores changes in the neighborhood through the eyes of Dan Courtenay, Gerald Busby, Cindy Gallop, Stanley Bard, and us.  The documentary was sparked by Ed’s blog post about the development of the McBurney YMCA building into luxury condos. (Photo: Michael chats with Storme in front of the hotel.)

    Wednesday, May 16, 7:00 p.m.
    Rufus Wainwright will perform and sign copies of Release the Stars.
    Barnes & Noble at Union Square, 33 East 17th Street NY NY

    Thursday, May 17, 7:00 p.m.
    Edwysiwsg06 KGB’s Drunken, Careening, Writers series, hosted by Kathleen Warnock, will feature three "Writers   Named Ed."  Ed Hamilton, (who’ll probably read from this anthology), Ed Valentine and Jennifer Natalya "Ed" Fink, the only Ed in the group who has recently given birth. Free.
    KGB Bar, 85 East 4th St., NY NY

    Thursday, May 17, 10:30 p.m.
    Kino_front Susanne Bartsch and Kenny Kenny say goodbye to Tuesday and hello to Thursday with Kino 41. Kino 41 starlets: Amanda Leopore, Lady Fag, Moondust, Furey and Andre J. Cine Sounds & Show:  TBD .  Life is Like a Movie. Stop by every Thursday for your close up.
    135 West 41st, NY NY

    Saturday, May 19, 8:00 p.m.
    This year’s celebration of what would have been Joey Ramone’s 65th birthday includes the world debut of Slinky Vagabond, a new band featuring the combined talents of former Sex Pistol Glen Matlock, Blondie’s Clem Burke, David Bowie touring band member Earl Slick and Keanan Duffty. Retro-1960’s garage band The Chesterfield Joeyramonebyarturovega Kings and NYC punk-rockers The Bullys are also featured in the line-up, as well as the return of Tyler Fyre’s Lucky Daredevil Thrillshow, and a sneak peek at film footage from the fo
    rthcoming Ramones ‘Double Live’ DVD, slated for release in August 2007. This year’s event will be MC’d by Little Steven Van Zandt and Matt Pinfield.

    Filllmore New York at Irving Plaza, 17 Irving Plaza, NY NY
    If you have an event appropriate for "All Tomorrow’s Parties" send an e-mail to chelblog@yahoo.com

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  • It took us a while, but we finally figured out this whole video-on-the-internet thing that everybody is making such a fuss about. "Sid’s Room" is the first in a series of short videos based on Ed’s Slice of Life column.  You may be surprised to find that some of your friends and neighbors have cameos and even starring roles.  Stay tuned to the blog so you don’t miss a single episode.  On the other hand, if you want the real story, we suggest you buy Ed’s book, Legends of the Chelsea Hotel.  Credits: Sid’s Room, Snap Films.

    https://legends.typepad.com/sidsroom.mov

  • The British painter David Remfry is justly famous for his delicate watercolor renderings of dancers in the act of dancing. His paintings are for the most part an upbeat, optimistic celebration of the vitality of life, and we were able to view several of his large, life-size canvases in what seems like their natural setting of Drqc his high-ceilinged, light-drenched studio at the Chelsea.

    Among his many honors, we were most curious about one in particular: his status as a knight of the British Empire.  David says he hasn’t actually, technically, been knighted, just made a “Member of the British Empire,” which is one of the orders of knighthood.  But we’re Americans, and so can’t be expected to know the difference.  All we know is that the Queen showed up in person to confer the honor, and so we are duly impressed.

                As we were sitting down to talk with David, we noticed a small portrait of another famous British queen, the Naked Civil Servant himself, author Quentin Crisp.

    Did you know Quentin Crisp when he lived at the Chelsea Hotel?

    Yes, I did, though I didn’t live here at the same time, and I knew him before that too.  I was teaching a drawing class in London about 35 years ago, when I saw his picture in a book of available models.  I hired him and painted him.  He was a good model: he adopted impossible poses, but was able to hold them.  Years later, when I had a studio on 26th Street, I called him at the Chelsea Hotel and asked him if he remembered me and if he’d like to sit for me again.  He said sure, on the condition that I buy him lunch.  Quentin loved New York.  He felt that everything is better here: the people are beautiful, and he could be flamboyantly gay and no one would bother him.  I used to take him to the Empire Diner on 10th Avenue.  He was very frail and elderly by that point.  A woman name Bea Lyons used to play standards on the piano there, and one time she came to our table and asked Quentin if he had any requests.  “Yes, I’d rather you didn’t play,” he said.  The poor woman’s face fell when she heard that.  “I don’t mean to be unkind,” Quentin said, “but I just don’t like music.”

    Tell us about your childhood.  How did you become interested in painting?

    Do I have to?  I was born in Sussex, England, then after that my family moved to Calcutta, India for a time.  I’ve been drawing for as long as I can remember.  Even from early childhood, I said I was going to become an artist.  I could simply think of nothing elsea I wanted to do.  No one in my family was an artist; I had no role model.  My parents never even took me to a museum.  It was all in my mind.  I was completely self-motivated.

    Have you always painted in watercolor?

    Watercolor is considered a whooses medium.  The watercolorists of the 17th and 18th century are unsurpassed, and besides, oil paint smells good.  I trained in oil, but got into water by accident.  What Dramy2 happened was that I contracted a viral illness called a sarcoid, and as a result developed the most chronic form of arthritis.  I couldn’t paint for 8 to 9 months; all I could do were little drawings.  But then this guy from LA called and said he wanted to do a show.  I did a mental calculation of what Americans were like and it didn’t include patience, so I decided not to mention my illness.  All I could do to was work in watercolor, which is less strenuous.  After that I was hooked.  It runs away with you.  I like the fact that lots of accidents happen in watercolor: runs and drips.  When I moved to New York, I started to produce larger works.  People here aren’t afraid of scale.  You see that sign on my wall?  [David points to a small bumper sticker that says “Say Yes”.]  I keep that there for inspiration.  It’s a very American sentiment. (Photo: David with his painting of Amy, the daytime phone operator.)

    Tell us about your interest in dancing.

    It’s a terrific vehicle to get people embracing, and a great metaphor for life and all kinds of things.  Principally for life—we often speak of the Dance of Life—but there is also the Dance Macabre, the Dance Drblair of Death.  Most of my work is upbeat, though when I lived in England it was a bit darker.  Club life in England is more violent than it is here, especially in the north of London.  [Ed. Note: David’s painting that hangs in the lobby represents a scene form a club in England.]

                Lately, I’ve been sketching in a place called the Triangular, which is a tango bar.  The Roseland used to be terrific, but I no longer go there.  Often I get people to dance here in my studio, which has proved fairly easy to do.  I pay people if I can, a small amount.  I feel people should get something, though of course I’m getting much more.  If they don’t want money, sometimes I’ll promise them a drawing, though in the end I might not want to part with it.  I’d rather just pay them. (Photo: David’s painting of a few former residents.)

    Were you aware of the Chelsea’s history before you moved here?

    Yes.  A friend of mine named Patrick Hughes—he’s the artist who painted the oil of rainbows over the elevator in the lobby–lived here for 4 years in the 80s.  He said, “Don’t ever say I recommended it to you!”  I called Stanley and he said he didn’t take reservations, but we should just show up and he’d see what they had.  Caroline and I showed up at 10 at night with 18 pieces of luggage.  This was in 1995. Caroline, who is Irish, won a green card on the lottery, and so there was no reason to go back.  I got my green card much later through more traditional channels.

    Does the Chelsea have a creative spirit?

    It’s certainly very conducive to creativity.  I can see how people could be sidetracked by the energy, but I’ve never been happier.  It’s hard to say whether living at the Chelsea has affected my direction or output.  People ask me how they can become a painter and I must confess I’m at a loss as to how to respond to that.  I’ve always had the motivation to paint, no matter where I’ve lived.

    Do you see more collaboration or competition at the Chelsea?

    I don’t see either.  My interactions are more in the spirit of a passing camaraderie.  I run into the the painter Robert Lambert and the poet David Lintner downstairs and we have exchanges from time to time, teasing each other and such.  It’s not unlike a village.  You can engage if you want, but you don’t have to.

    What was it like painting Bonnie [the night telephone operator]?

    She didn’t dance, she just stood there.  But she has the most extraordinary face.  She said, “Better be quick, because I have an exploratory operation coming up.”  Sure enough, one day she didn’t show up for our appointment.  Caroline and I went to visit her often in St. Vincent’s.  While she was unconscious, the nurse said her feet were starting to turn in, so I bought her a pair of converse in gaudy colors so her feet Drbonnie could have some support.

                On the night of the fire [that gutted Bonnie’s room] we were on our way to the restaurant Beppe.  We could smell the fire and we meant to call from the restaurant and see if everything was OK but we forgot.  When we got back to the hotel we ran into [the photographer] Julia Calfee, wringing her hands and saying Bonnie’s killing herself with alcohol in El Quijote.  We went up to our apartment and found that the firemen had smashed in the door.  Luckily they hadn’t sprayed any water in the apartment, since I had several of my canvasses stored there.  After securing the apartment, we went down to the El Quijote and comforted Bonnie. (Photo: David with his painting of Bonnie, the former night time phone operater.)

    What other Chelsea characters have you painted?

    Dee Dee Ramone.  I tried to anyway.  He wouldn’t be still for long.  When he had had enough, he told me to come downstairs and look at a painting he had done himself.  When he opened his door the smell of acetone hit me so hard I had to take a step back.  I don’t know what he had been doing in there!  He had been gone for two hours, so the room should have aired out.  He had painted a sort of rendering of the hotel.  [Ed. Note: This was the painting that Dee Dee did for his novel, Chelsea Horror Hotel.]  It was terrible, but I didn’t want to say anything.  He had apparently had a falling out with the fellow in the guitar store downstairs, and so over his shop he had written the words, “Crappy Guitars.”  [David chuckles]

    Any other Dee Dee stories?

    One time Dee Dee was coming down the stairs screaming at the top of his lungs at Stanley Bard, and Stanley turns around and says, “Dee Dee, why are you yelling?”  And then Dee Dee started whispering.

                Another time, Dee Dee told me that he was mad at his next door neighbor [Ed. Note: luckily, not us!] and so he poured honey under his door in order to attract roaches.

    What was it like being knighted?

    [Ed. Note: as mentioned above, it was, technically, another sort of honor, but why quibble?]  Someone called me and asked if I would reject the honor if offered.  I said, no, of course not.  I stood before the Queen together with a bunch of people who were far more worthy than I.  It’s nonsense, it means nothing, but as long as you’re aware of that it’s great.  My father attended the ceremony, which took place a few years before his death, and I believe he was rather proud.

    Do you still run up and down the Chelsea stairs for exercise?

    No, I’ve gotten lazy, and now I just go to the gym.

  • We thought we were special because we couldn’t get into Star Lounge, but it turns out no one else can Star either! Since we can’t get in we’ll have to get our review material second hand:

    1. Décor: The NYT reports that it looks like a “fancy submarine” which is appropriate, situated as it is beneath this notorious Ship of Fool’s.  But wouldn’t it be better in the Martime Bldg – over in the Meat Market where it belongs. 

    2. Bottle service:  What a scam!  And apparently they ask you for your credit card at the door and won’t let you in until you drop several hundred on a bottle.  They should be run out of town for this.  Or at least out of the building.

    3. The VIP lounge is called Room 100! In a word: Tacky! (For those of you in the dark on this, Room 100 of the Chelsea Hotel is where Sid killed Nancy.) I’m sure it won’t be long before someone gets knifed in there too – especially with the vibes the management seems to be creating with their door policy.

    4. Stars:  Strictly B-list. The best they could come up with was Sienna Miller, Heather Graham, and Josh Harnett.   Sienna, of course, had to be there for the opening of her movie “Edie: Factory Girl.”  As for Heather, she’s apparently the owner, Charles Ferris’s girlfriend, and so doesn’t really count either.  And I’ll bet Josh Harnett was really looking for El Quixote.  The real stars, of course, are upstairs in the Hotel!

    5: Dress Code:  The one bright spot.  I was once sitting I the Chelsea lobby when the hostess of Serena’s burst in, shrieking that a drunk from the hotel was trying to get into her club – wearing a sweatshirt. But at Star, apparently, you can get in with your shirt untucked (In fact, it reads like this is required.) Women are enjoined to bare their midriffs, always a plus.

    Well then, no stars for Star!  I hope this answers the question for the person who keeps googling: “Star Lounge: Why put a club like this in the basement of the Chelsea Hotel?” — Ed Hamilton

  • Donotdisturb1_2 We used to think our do-not-disturb sign was pretty cool.  (It says: “Please don’t bother me. I’m writing the next great American Hrdoorknob_3 novel.”)  But recent developments have led us to suspect that these things are pretty widespread.  While in San Francisco we stayed at the Hotel Rex, a place whose only claim to the status of literary hotel is that in the café they give you your check in an old book – our was Stories of California.  This hotel had a sign that said, “Please clean my studio – even artists like to be pampered,” and featured a writerly dude staring at a stack of appears. (The Chelsea sign, tellingly, does not have a “clean my room” option.)  There must be a group of hotel-supply salesmen who go around preying on unsuspecting hotel owners with literary pretensions. — Ed Hamilton

  • Monday, May 7, 9:30a.m – 5:30 p.m.
    Rent Board Guidelines Public Meeting. The Rent Guidelines Board released information from landlord 2007_04_rents surveys that shows landlord costs for rent stabilized apartments have gone up 5.1% between April 2006 and April 2007. While the costs weren’t as steep as the 2005-2006 cost increase, the RGB isn’t guaranteeing lower rent hikes. (via Gothamist)
    The Great Hall, at Cooper Union, 7 East 7th St., at Corner of 3rd Ave., (BASEMENT)

    Monday, May 7, 8:00 p.m.
    Ic Living Poetry, a series of Monday readings by poets to celebrate the body and spirit of the Living Theatre will kick off with Ira Cohen & Allan Graubard. $6.00
    The Living Theatre, 21 Clinton Street, NY NY

    Monday, May 7, 6:00 – 7:30 p.m.
    Two compositions by Gerald Busby, The Beard Songs and Speak, a saxophone quartet, is being Geraldthumbnail performed by an ensemble of students from the Manhattan School of Music. Gerald Busby is best known for his film score for Robert Altman’s "3 Women," which received international critical acclaim and was issued as a DVD in the Criterion Collection of classic films. His dance score for Paul Taylor’s "Runes" has had hundreds of performances since its premier in Paris and was featured on the PBS Great Performances series, Dance in America. It is now available on the Nonesuch label. With playwright Craig Lucas, Busby wrote the opera Orpheus in Love, which premiered in New York at the Circle Repertory Company.  Gerald also hosts a radio show, "Collaborations." (Photo of Gerald is by Mia Hanson)
    John Stevenson Gallery, 338 West 23rd St., NY NY

    Wednesday, May 9, 11:00 – 6:00 p.m.
    P10sm “Place Names, the Place,” is an exhibition of new pastels and watercolors by Canadian artist Paul P. The artist’s second solo show with the gallery exhibits works built on P.’s previous creations and themes that address the suspension of characters on the verge of impending change.
    Daniel Reich Gallery, 537 A, West 23rd St., NY NY

    Thursday, May 10, 10:30 p.m.
    Kino_front Susanne Bartsch and Kenny Kenny say goodbye to Tuesday and hello to Thursday with Kino 41. Kino 41 starlets: Amanda Leopore, Lady Fag, Moondust, Furey and Andre J. Cine Sounds & Show:  TBD .  Life is Like a Movie. Stop by every Thursday for your close up.
    135 West 41st, NY NY

    If you have an event appropriate for "All Tomorrow’s Parties" send an e-mail to chelblog@yahoo.com

  • Cockroach256 If you’ve seen anything like this around put it in a jar and drive it to Houston, Texas where it’s worth $0.25.  We know that they would like to have a cockroach from the Chelsea Hotel for their exhibit.