• Check out this recent review of the Chelsea.  This lady thinks we need a good scrubbing.  Doesn’t she know that bohemians are supposed to be dirty?  She also remarks that the place smells “like all different people’s dinner cooking at once.” The reason for this is because artists still live and work here, and, not being quite divine, have to eat once in a while. 

    HerroomJudging from the photo of her room, she should thank her lucky stars, as she was the recipient of an increasingly rare gift.  This is one of the last of the unrenovated transient rooms left in the hotel!  A lot of them now look like something out of a W or other boutique hotel.  She was provided with the ultimate in Bohemian tourism. But she didn’t appreciate it. She tore that splendid comforter right off the bed! Hey, Stanley, don’t ever let her back in the hotel!  She wants to strip the 120 layers of paint from the woodwork!  Aiieee!!!!  — Ed Hamilton

  • Longtime Chelsea Hotel resident Betina has a recommendation for us all: Papaya Enzyme.  If you’re Betina in a lot a pain this is a good natural alternative to Tylenol or other medicine that may dull the senses or harm the internal organs.  Pineapple Enzyme also works well if you want to mix it up.

                So what we propose is that everyone in the hotel take Papaya Enzyme on a trial basis for a month and let us know how it works and then we’ll send in the results to the New England Journal of Medicine.  (Or hell, take pineapple, if you insist on being a contrarian.)  No physical pain, you say?  Well, perhaps it also works for mental pain.  Everybody has some kind of problem, so take it anyway.  Robert Lambert will serve as the control subject, consuming two Hostess Cupcakes per day.  (Chocolate, since you ask.)

                Betina also requests that you not sue her if the Pe2Papaya Enzyme doesn’t work.  It goes without saying that sometimes you are going to need something a bit stronger, so if your doctor has prescribed morphine for your terminal condition, don’t chuck it in the garbage just yet.  And don’t sue us either.

  • TuesdRoomservice_front_1ay, Feb. 13, 10:30 p.m.
    Susanne Bartsch & Kenny Kenny invite you to Room Service Tuesdays. Hosting service: Amanda Lepore, Astro, Kim Aviance, Ladyfag.  Moondust, Theodora, Richie Rich and Furey. Music Service: Alexander Technique. Sounds in the Strip Tease Lounge: Michael Cavadias aka lily of the valley Show:
    35 East 21st St., Between Park & Broadway, NY NY

    Wednesday, Feb. 14, 8:00 p.m.
    Those interested in the life and art of Vali Myers are reminded of the Annual Valentine’s Day Party held in her honor. Hosted by photographer Tony Notarberardino. 
    Hotel Chelsea, 222 West 23rd St., NY NY

    Wednesday, Feb. 14, 9:00 p.m.
    Valentine’s Day Guilty Pleasures show!!! A Saucy Bachanal of Revelry, Ribaldry & Romance, A Very Amelia_2 Special, One Time Only Performance of NY’s Most Romantic  BURLESQUE & VAUDEVILLE SHOW Tickets are available in pairs for what promises to be an evening of historic fun. Tickets are $100 pair, includes bottle of decent champagne, and a Guaranteed Brilliant Night Out.
    Click here to make a reservation. or call 6464571467
    29th Street Speakeasy,  130 W 29th St. NY NY

    TaaffeeThursday, Feb. 15, 6:00 – 8:00 p.m.
    Opening reception for artist Philip Taaffe.  According to the gallery, "Taaffe’s oeuvre is remarkable for its visual exuberance and intricate craft. In a single work he combines the gestural impulses of action painting with the mechanical processes of silk-screening, as well as more archaic techniques, such as traditional gold-leaf illumination, relief printing, marbleizing, and subtle collage processes that are entirely his own innovation."
    Gagosian Gallery, 980 Madison Avenue, NY NY

    Friday, Feb. 16, 7:00 & 9:00, p.m.
    Notes on Marie Menken, a documentary by Martina Kudláčekk includes previously unscreened archive Notesonmm_sujet footage, including a a camera “duel” for Bolexes between Menken and Andy Warhol. Click here to watch a trailer. Menken appeared in quite a few Warhol films, including The Chelsea Girls, The Life of Juanita Castro and Prison.
    Anthology Film Archives, 32 Second Ave., at Second Street, NY NY

    Saturday, Feb. 17, 11:00 pm
    Relax and have a drink at Star Lounge, the new nightclub in the basement, that caters to, well, you know, stars. Let us know how that goes.
    222 West 23rd St., NY NY

    If you have an event that you want listed on All Tomorrow’s Parties please e-mail chelblog@yahoo.com 

  • Vu_1 Songs from that supposedly rare Velvet Underground & Nico acetate which was for sale on E-Bay a few months back are now available on the internet.  The songs from the acetate are completely different takes from the officially released album, The Velvet Underground & Nico

  • Annually, on February 14th, Valentine’s Day, friends and acquaintances of the late artist and free 151012850_m_2 spirit Vali Myers assemble in her old room at the Chelsea to commemorate her passing.  In no sense wicked, Vali was a witch who touched a great many lives with her vibrant spirit and optimistic outlook.  Vali was a champion of life and love in all its varied manifestations, and hence it’s fitting that her friends should gather on a holiday that has its roots in an ancient pagan fertility festival.
                The host of the party, Tony Notarberardino, a photographer and fellow Australian who knew Vali for ten years before her death, has maintained Vali’s room as it was when she lived there in the eighties and early nineties, assembling antique lighting fixtures and mirrors to provide a striking counterpoint to the vibrant reds, yellows, blues and greens of the walls and ceilings.  Hand painted by Vali herself, the room is a work of art.  HowevValientry_1er, “It’s not a museum,” Tony says, “but an organic thing.”  He adds to it occasionally, whenever he finds a piece that he thinks belongs.  Very well then, the room is a living work of fantastic art that has to be seen to be believed.

                Tony welcomes old friends and new to this year’s celebration.  Anyone with an interest in the life or work of this unique woman, or in learning more about her, is encouraged to attend.  Bring your   own stories, tokens or talismans of Vali’s life, if you have any, or your own magic objects—Vali’s life was all about magic! Guests will look at prints of Vali’s work, read passages from her unpublished diaries, watch a video or two, and swap stories of her life.  Maybe even have a few drinks as well!  In keeping with Vali’s living spirit, the party will not be a celebration of death, but of life. 

    [The party takes place on Feb 14th at 8 PM. at the Chelsea Hotel.  Anyone with a sincere interest in Vali Myers is welcome.  For more information, contact Tony via e-mail: notarberardino (at) earthlink.net]

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    Susanne, classy as usual, on the catwalk at the Heatherette Fall 07 show at Bryant Park, 2/7/07.  Read what Susanne’s husband David had to say about her in a recent issue of New York Resident.

  • Here’s another e-mail we received this week from a gentleman who wants the Chelsea experience, but doesn’t want to pay an arm and a leg.

    Southern writer looking for information on living in Chelsea for a couple of months.  I am wrapping up a year in the Quarter in New Orleans and will be sidelined in Summitt County Colorado till April.

    How would one garner a room at Chelsea for several months to work on my New Orleans project without having to spend thirty days times $195 or about $6,000 a month.  I would like to work from the Chelsea.
    What advice can you give me?
    Thanks
  • The best stuff always comes to us from our readers, and so this week we’re emptying out our inbox.  Check out this invite to a BBQ on the roof in 1982, sent to us by Michael Fellows.  The no doubt swinging soire was hosted by none other than Jobriath.  Jobriath, who as all good Chelseaites know, was the world’s first openly gay rock star. Back in the 1970s, he released two albums – Jobriath and Creatures of the Street and the glam rocker rocketed to success. In 2004, Michael hosted a party at Serena’s– the club in the basement of the hotel –to celebrate the release of Lonely Planet Boy, a CD compilation of Jobriath’s songs.  Jobriath’s music was only available on vinyl until 2004. If you were fortunate enough to attend the rooftop BBQ drop us a line.  We’d love to hear more.  Jobriath, tragically died of AIDS. Photo: Jerry Brandt (Jobriath’s manager) and Michael Fellows at Serenas. The video of Jobriath is from Nigel Finch’s BBC documentary about the Chelsea Hotel.

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  • Last week, we asked a few of our readers why they thought that people are so interested in Edie Ediewithsugabuds2_2 Sedgwick.  Even the NY Times is puzzled. Here are a couple of replies.  If you have your own thoughts, offer them up.

    Our Guy in Australia responds:

    Y’know…   I’ve stopped to ask the same question.

    I think that the ultimate answer is, sadly enough, that there are $$$$ to be made.  The story of Edie’s self-destruction makes her an ideal martyr for morose teens to fixate on.  This, in turn, makes Edie a marketing opportunity.   Being dead, she can’t sue or ruin the myth.  Edie left behind so little ‘work’ that she is an attractively esoteric idol to choose.

    The supplementary question has to be why people want to buy the Edie currently on sale.  This is where I see more complex forces at work.  What strikes me is that Edie was real in a way that totally contradicts the contemporary notions of beauty and celebrity.

    Starting at beauty, Edie was an individual and everyone wants to be one of them!  More importantly her beauty was ‘natural’, not the result of nipping, tucking, botoxing and all the bizarre modern beauty rituals. 

    I don’t think it’s a co-incidence that this new interest in Edie has grown at the same time as reality TV and the ‘Paris Hilton bratpack’ of nouveaux celebs.  Edie, not to put too fine a point on it, would never have shown her vagina while disembarking from a taxi.  Edie was a pioneer of being famous simply for being famous and, as such, she is in a direct line to dear Miss Paris.  The substantial difference between Edie and Paris is that Edie understood the Wildean concept of living one’s life as art and consequently projected a celebrity that is still dazzling today.  Edie did things, Paris just turns up places to collect a paycheck.

    Edie was charismatic and supernaturally beautiful, neither of these things can be underestimated in her appeal.  I do think, however, that it was the genuine-ness of her celebrity that distinguishes her.  Andy presented Edie to the world and they lapped her up.  Even from what little footage remains, it is hard to deny that Edie had a special and rare relationship with the camera- she is compelling to watch to this day.

    At my third point, I’d place the question in the context of the American Idol phenomenon that gives the impression of having democratised celebrity.  American Idol purposefully confuses talent with celebrity and the end result is the burdensomely bland.  Edie’s ‘ascent’ into celebrity had nothing democratic about it- she was ‘crowned’ by Andy Warhol.  Edie never needed to employ a publicist.

    Edie made her own eccentric way through her life and I really think that that is the core of her appeal.  She has all the appeal of an Ophelia model doomed heroine and her life story is something of a cautionary tale for our times.  Everything that Edie did, the beauty and the suffering, made her a very real person who, I gather, many people feel an affinity with.

    Edie lived the dream that so many of us have to go to New York and ‘become someone’ but she destroyed herself in the process.  In this sense, Edie made herself a martyr to celebrity and we just love them! 

    The Edie story has a grand arc to it that suggests the Edie myth will remain an active myth long into the future.  If Edie represents anything today it is a time that was more ‘pure’, a time before cosmetic surgery and American Idol became cultural touchstones.  Long after Paris Hilton is forgotten there will still be the Edie story there as one of the stories that builds our collective culture.

    Jean Pearson, who took the photo below of Nat Finkelstein and Danny Fields at the Strand Book Store a couple of months ago to promote Edie: Factory Girl, weighs in.

    I think that the Edie/Andy Warhol connection is ICONIC.  Edie was the "IT GIRL OF THAT PERIOD." Her fashion sense as well as style were quite brilliant.  Since Edie and Andy were such icons of a revolutionary period (the 60’s) they both created a huge impact in our cultural history.  Also, Edie was a member of Warhol’s factory – when it really took off in the early years.  She was such a symbol of 60’s style – she was something so new, spirited, and fresh compared to the former 1950’s stuffy, boring, and restrictive matronly fashions.  Her image took off like a meteor when she hit the scene!  She was edgy and over the top with tremendous spirit.  It’s unfortunate that she had a history of family problems as well as acute addiction/abuse issues, etc..  She was very "Chelsea Hotel" and it’s great that she once lived at

    222 West 23rd Street!

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