• If you see Storme wish her Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday. She turns 87 today.
    Here’s a small part of Storme’s story: Storme“I chopped off my hair, put on men’s clothes, and joined the Jewel Box Review!”  The Jewel Box Review was a multi-racial drag revue that toured the country in the fifties, sixties and seventies.  The only female member of the troupe, Stormé served as stage manager, musical arranger, emcee and “mother” of the troupe for fourteen years.

                “But you’re an important activist, too,” Debbie reminded her.  “Could you tell us about your role in the Stonewall rebellion?”

                “They ask me, why do you want to be a target like that?” Stormé said, referring to her leadership role in the gay rights struggle.  “They’ll stab you in the back, they’ll hit you, they’ll shoot you.”  She paused to reflect and then said, “But honey, they’re all dead, and I’m still here!”

  • Strung out like some Christmas lights out there in the Chelsea night….

  • Want to make somebody who lives in the hotel (or aspires to that honor) happy this year?  Below is a Xmas2002_2 wish list:

    1. What would you like for the Holidays?
    Robert Shaw: a Passage to New York.

    Mia Hanson: a Kirlian Camera and an orgone aura.

    Hawk Alfredson: 23 daze in space.

    Rita Barros: a plane ticket to Portugal.

    Name Withheld: a lawyer at my beck and call around the clock.

    Dahlia: an all expense paid vacation to Paris.

    Ed: a foosball table.  Oh wait, I already have one!

    2. What do you recommend for the Hotel Chelsea fans on your list?
    Robert Shaw: a passage to New York.
    Mia Hanson: a genuine H.C. genie and an oscillating Kirlian camera.
    Rita Barros: a lobster dinner at El Quijote next door.
    Dalhia: a Chelsea t-shirt, umbrella, or a copy of Arthur Weinstein’s original artwork of Sid Vicious against the profile of the railing and the Chelsea Hotel sign.
    Debbie: Dee Dee Ramone’s unpublished autographical manuscript so they can pass it off as their own–and say they wrote it at the Chelsea for that extra special marketing touch.

    And hey, talk about dreams coming true: Robert Shaw, our correspondent from Australia, better known (to some) as Carrie Bedsore and/or Cherrie Ramone, has already had his wish granted and he’ll be heading on up to the top of the world in February for a stay at the Chelsea.  How’s that for the power of this legendary edifice to fulfill your deepest, most secret desires?  I kid you not, fellow Chelseaites and kindred untamed spirits, so whatever you do, keep on dreaming.  Maybe you too will get a holiday visit from the H.C. genie.
    (Photo: Chelsea Hotel, 2002)

  • As you may or may not know, our blog was recently profiled on The New York Times Editorial Page. The NYT has a hell of a circulation, and so we received e-mails from all over the world, from new friends/readers and old. A few of our favorites:

    I’m told–have you heard this?—that if you’ve been mentioned twice in the Times they have to print your obituary when you die.  Something to look forward to?
    (Gee, can’t wait.)

    This has gotta be a first—a blog cited in a NYT editorial!!!!!!!!!!  Cheers!!!

    (We don’t know about that.  Anybody have any ideas?)

    I used to work across the street from the Hotel Chelsea.  On November 22, 1963 I was in the Hotel Chelsea lunchroom having lunch when John F. Kennedy was shot. It was the first time I ever went there.  There were three of us and we all had grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato on them.  As we were crossing the street to go back to work, this is when we first heard the news about JFK.  We thought it was a joke.  It was unbelievable news!
    (We had never heard that the Chelsea had a lunchroom before.  A dining room, of course, but we thought that was gone long before the sixties.)

    Hi from Rome, Italy. I just discovered (thanks to the nyt online) your blog and I already love it.  I read everything about Andy and Edie and am very pleased you blog about them.  Unfortunately the system does not accept my comment to a post but I wanted to let you know anyway.
    (Sorry about the system.  You can comment, we just have to approve it before it goes up.  We had to do this because people were putting up scandalous comments about residents and the management.  Not that we’re above that ourselves, mind you!)

    What about the El Quixote restaurant where we had many delicious Sunday dinners at $5 per in the 70s.  We ate there a couple years ago. Still good food, higher price. (Check out the chicken livers.  They’re still pretty cheap.)

    You are wonderful.  At last something about the center of the universe that is not the Village Voice….  You make me feel insane to miss out on the Le Chelsea experience….  I’m from New Zealand (where football is rugby union, not girly gridiron.  (Is all that padding for real?  We think a mouth guard is too much.))  Do you send out e-zines?
    (Yes, you are correct in surmising that, under all that padding, those are girls.  But we do like our teeth here in the states.  They come in handy, you know.  And if you feel insane now, just wait until you’ve sat in our lobby for a few hours.  Let us know when you’re coming.)

    Enjoyed the brief Chelsea Hotel article in the NYTimes today. As a child I paid 25 cents (or less) to use their pool. This was after a friend and I would visit the Hudson Guild. We were summer campers at the Hudson Guild Farm.  What memories! Thank you!  (Name redacted, Colorado)
    (Well, we didn’t know the Chelsea had a pool either.)

    From the late 1950’s until the early 1970’s I had clothing alterations done by Mrs Krauss, whose first name I don’t remember.  She and her husband operated their business on the upper West side but lived at the Chelsea.  More than a seamstress, she was a couturier who had previously worked for Helena Rubinstein.  The most beautiful clothing hanging in her workroom was owned by Betty Furness, the actress who was a long-time customer of Mrs. Krauss.

    When they got older and business got tough, Mr. and Mrs. Krauss relocated their workroom to their apartment at the Chelsea, where Mr. Krauss treated me to his delicious homemade Hungarian-style stuffed cabbage.  It was then that I learned that Mrs. Krauss’ brother was the owner of the Chelsea Hotel. These are bittersweet memories of truly wonderful people, no longer with us, whom I dearly loved.  I hope you will include them in remembering and honoring oldtime residents. With nostalgia,
    (I hope the Krauss’ got a break on their rent.)

    hello from louisville Hi Mr. Hamilton, What a great idea. To create a blog about the Chelsea Hotel. Congratulations to you! I am also from Louisville and have enjoyed viewing your work at various exhibitions. Most recently at the Speed. I lived in NYC in the early 1980’s and was the founding director of a small art gallery there. I’ve always enjoyed my stays at the Chelsea when visiting. Such a cultural history. But it’s been several years since I’ve been there. Can one still rent a room for a night or has it gone more apartment then Hotel these days? Well, I just wanted to say hi, thank you for creating the blog and keep up the good work!
    (Ooops, wrong Ed Hamilton. I hope the sculptor is not too upset.)

    Hello – I’m not sure where to find Debbie Martin on this blog, but want you both to know that "Blogging the Hotel Chelsea" was a sweet holiday treat. It reminded me of a visit I made to the hotel in 1955 or ’56 to meet an editor (I’ve forgotten her name, but not that she had a parrot!). I thought I’d died and gone to heaven 50 years ago – a little midwestern girl who lived in novels and found that the bohemian life was alive and well in the Hotel Chelsea as well. Now, I can’t wait to spend time vicariously at the Hotel Chelsea. Oh, please tell Ms. Martin that I don’t understand why you don’t get many reader comments. Your site is a delight! Sincerely, (name redacted, Massachusetts)
    (Someone who shares my concerns)

    It appears that we’ve discovered even more people to interview about their visits to the Chelsea.

  • Over the weekend we went around photographing all the festive holiday decorations spread throughout Blackdoor the Hotel Chelsea.   In keeping with this year’s theme of the Sawed-Off Holidays, many people went for the minimalist look, taking care not to overshadow the small Christmas tree in the lobby.   And in fact the vast majority of our residents played it safe in this regard by simply not decorating at all.
                Another thing we noticed, with some alarm, was the extent to which black paint has been applied to many of the building’s previously colorful, idiosyncratic doors.   Why black, of all colors?  Wasn’t the chocolate brown (the color of most of the doors) depressing enough?  It makes the place look a lot less interesting, that’s for sure.  It’s too bad we hadn’t thought to photograph the doors earlier.

                Our door wasn’t too special, though it did have some really big numbers on it.   (We intended this less for decorative purposes than to keep drunks from mistaking the room for their own and stumbling in upon us in the middle of the night.)   The workers removed the numbers while we were out of town, and then, when we asked where they were, they didn’t know what we were talking about.

                Anyway, congratulations to those who were able to resist this push toward conformity.   Though most of the colorful doors probably weren’t the work of the present tenants, we sincerely hope that people repaint.  (You will need several coats to cover the black!)   And if the blackguards haven’t made it to your floor yet, be vigilant.

                And, oh, though I seem to have gone off on a tangent here, I meant to ask you to write in and vote for your favorite holiday door or suggest a different door.   The winner gets a lifetime subscription to Living With Legends, delivered to their computer daily, free of charge!  Ed Hamilton
    Doors # 1, 2, 3 & 4
    Door2_1 Door_5
       

    Door3_1  Door4

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  • On Christmas Eve in the Chelsea Hotel, social and political activist Abbie Hoffman prepares homemade gefilte fish.  He recounts the story of an awkward dinner hosted by Dr. Benjamin Spock to which Hoffman brought gefilte fish. The filmmaker initiated the idea to tape Hoffman for posterity in anticipation that he might disappear for evading drug charges.  The video was exhibited as a component of The Fun House (1974), an installation at the New York Avant-Garde Festival produced by Charlotte Moorman at Shea Stadium.  By this time Hoffman had gone underground.


    Abbie Making Gefilte Fish (4 min., excerpt, 1973) is a video produced by early video artists Laura Kronenberg (Cavestani), David Schweitzer, and Frank Cavestani.  This video is included in "Food for Thought: A Video Art Sampler," now showing at The Jewish Museum, 1109 5th Ave., at 92nd Street, New York, NY

  • Here’s sometHhh1hing for your Christmas list: a book of sketches made on hotel stationery.  It’s going to be tough to find since it’s available only in limited editions. Bill Wilson, whose mother May was an artist and lived at the Chelsea back in the seventies, was kind enough to send this along.  The book is by artist Martin Kippenberger who redesigned the Hotel Chelsea in Cologne. Kippenberger’s hotel sketches have also been exhibited at various galleries. No word on whether there’s a drawing on Hotel Chelsea New York stationery, though if there had been I’m sure Bill would have mentioned it.
                This sounds perfect for a Hotel Chelsea book project for somebody because there aren’t enough Hotel Chelsea book projects floating around.  Let’s get the ball rolling, if anybody has a sketch on Hotel Chelsea stationery, take a picture of it and e-mail it to chelblog@yahoo.com.  Or else lend it to us and we’ll take a picture ourselves.  Who cares if you can draw or not. We’ll publish the photos on the blog.
                In case you can’t get hold of any stationery, click here.  The subject could be a junkie battling a prostitute to get into a bathroom.  Or whatever.  Use your imagination.  We’re all supposed to be creative around here, right?

    Hhh2

    (Photos are from Martin Kippenberger’s Hotel Hotel Hotel)

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  • Albp1_2  Tuesday, Dec. 19, 10:30 p.m.
    Susanne Bartsch & Kenny Kenny invite you to Amanda LePore’s Birthday Bash at Room Service Tuesdays. Hosting service: Amanda Lepore, Astro, Kim Aviance, Ladyfag.  Moondust, Theodora, Richie Rich and Furey. Music Service: Sammy Jo. Sounds in the Strip Tease Lounge: DJ Ryan Show: Julie Atlas Muz and Kim Aviance.
    35 East 21st St., Between Park & Broadway

    WednWysiwygesday, Dec. 20, 8:00 p.m.

    It’s the WYSIWYG Blogger Talent Show Holiday Special — “I’m Not as Think as You Drunk I Am: Tall Tales of Extreme Inebriation”  Ed, whom most of you know writes 85% of the content on this blog, will read.  Other readers/bloggers/drunks include: Dan Renzi, Emily Epstein, Derek Hartley, and Helen Damnation. (Tickets $7)
    Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery & Bleecker, NY NY

    CabThursday, Dec. 21, 9:00
    Norman Gosney’s Guilty Pleasures Speak Easy.  To make a reservation call 646- 457-1467.
    Bijou Theatre, West 29th St., NY NY

    Friday, Dec. 22, 10:00 – 6:00
    Dexterdalwoodchelseahotel Our readers in London can visit the newly opened Dexter Dalwood exhibit which features a painting of Room 100 at the Chelsea Hotel.  Or at least what Dalwood imagines the room to be like.
    Gagosian Gallery, 6-24 Britannia Street, London England

    Saturday, Dec. 23, 10:00 – 6:00
    Indextyson Daniel Reich Gallery is presenting new works by Milwaukee artist Scott Reeder. Reeder’s cartoonish paintings spoof many of the modernist art conventions.
    Daniel Reich Gallery, 537 A West 23rd St. NY NY

    If you have an event that you want listed on All Tomorrow’s Parties please e-mail chelblog@yahoo.com 

  • Well, according to our unscientific study conducted by searching youtube.com it’s Chelsea Hotel #2..  Almost every day a new version of this song pops up on youtube.com  For those of you who don’t know the history Leonard Cohen wrote this song to commemorate a one night stand with Janis Joplin, which occurred here a the famed Hotel Chelsea.  You have to admit the song contains one of the most memorable lines ever written in a popular song, "giving me head on the unmade bed." By the way, which version do you prefer?  The first video is the latest version to be posted to youtube.com.  The second video is Martha Wainwright’s rendition.

    For more than a hundred versions click here….

  • Here’s a gift suggestion for the Ramone fan on your gift list. TDeedeeoday is the final day that you can bid on Dee Dee Ramone’s unpublished autobiography manuscript.  The last time I checked the high bid was $659.57.   

    I guess the bids are not going to reach the same level  ($155,401) as that 1966 acetate album by Nico and the Velvet Underground, which as it turns out was fake.  The bid, not the album.