We thought we were rid of Ethan Hawke when he moved out a few months ago.  But the creative spirit Eh of the Chelsea has apparently sucked him back into our vortex of insanity.  He was in the hotel earlier this week, filming the movie version of his brilliant debut novel, The Hottest State.  We were on the elevator, packed full with a group of his minions last night.  A female member of his production crew was screaming into her cell phone: “I’m almost there!  I’m two seconds away!”  To our horror, the elevator slowed to a crawl, then stopped entirely, between floors.  Luckily, we were able to pry the elevator doors open and step off on the first floor, or we would have been in for a rough night indeed.

Here’s wishing Ethan luck in his filmic endeavors; we’re praying he doesn’t turn out another Chelsea Walls.

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3 responses to “HE’S BACK”

  1. bluehour Avatar

    Haven’t seen Chelsea Walls, can’t comment on him as a director, but that’s a good book. He’s a good writer.

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  2. Cait Avatar
    Cait

    Don’t worry. Stay calm. Help is on the way. I repeat. HELP IS ON THE WAY! We have reason to believe that you are being held captive by a former National Enquirer Magazine reporter with a personal vendetta against Mr. Ethan Hawke. The fellow in question lost his dream job at the mag a few years back due to repeated failed attempts to get the dirt on said writer [Capital fellow this E.H. guy would appear to be, by all accounts] For your own safety, do NOT provoke him by stating the obvious i.e.: that Ethan Hawke is a very talented and accomplished artist…..it may drive him into another bitter and jealous writing frenzy.
    Remain calm. Help …is on the way.

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  3. S.D. Avatar

    That photo is vaguely reminiscent of Nick Nolte!

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