I was coming out of Whole Foods on 7th Ave. around the corner from the Chelsea when I heard Whole a loud crash.  A guy in a blue SUV had rear-ended a cab at the corner of 24th street.  Despite the loud noise, it was clear that neither of the cars had been damaged.
      A middle-aged man in a shirt and tie sprang out of the SUV and ran to the window of the cab and started apologizing profusely: “Oh my God I’m so sorry!  I’m sorry!  I’m sorry, I am so sorry!”

The cab driver, who looked Indian, got out to look at the damage.  “Oh, don’t worry about it,” the cab driver said. “It’s nothing.”

The SUV driver then burst into tears and dropped to his knees, begging forgiveness.  He would have embraced the cab driver around the knees, had not the Indian man scampered nimbly out of the way.  Instead, the SUV driver started kissing the bumper of the cab, and weeping.

There were some Whole Food workers standing nearby, taking a cigarette break.  They had seen the whole thing, and now they called out: “Dude, get up!  It’s nothing, it’s no big deal!  There’s no need to act like that!”

The cab driver, too, kept repeating that it was nothing, that there was no damage.  Still on his knees, the SUV man continued to apologize.

All I could think of was that the SUV guy must have been having a bad day, and had finally reached his breaking point.  All it took was that one incident to send him over the edge. New York will do that to you.  It could have been anything; it just turned out to be that one thing.
         The cab driver was helping the man to his feet as I walked away.  Having just braved the nightmarish shopping experience of the Whole Foods, I thought I could empathize especially well. (Copyright 2006, Ed Hamilton)

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6 responses to “NEW YORK BREAKDOWN”

  1. steven e. streight who is vaspers the grate, blog revolutionist Avatar

    Don’t mean to be judgemental or superior sounding, but having lived in NYC back in the 80s, I suspect this SUV (Stupid Ugly Vomit) driver was “on” something, maybe dust, crystal, or horse.
    This is not normal, even in New York. Was the guy gay, or trying to be gay? If anyone kneeled down and grabbed me by the knees and started weeping, I’d probably kick him away and punch him for good measure.
    Too weird. Hope he is not having a real mental melt down.

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  2. Chez Bez Avatar

    There is so much drama found in a man’s breaking point. I was close to mine tonight. No telling how it would have changed my life.
    I loved reading that.

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  3. Carrie Bedsore Avatar

    Oi! Breaking points. I think I met mine this week.
    Um. completely off-thread comment from the annoying Australian but that Wholefoods place blew my mind. It is SO big. Every time that I thought that it couldn’t possibly have another block hidden away one would emerge.
    The whole thing with the guys who manage the checkout queues with radios like a quasi-military operation- I love NY! I was so intimidated by those men, terrified I’d get my instructions wrong and be shot for ruining the system. NY accents are no problem for me but barely verbal comunication, the grunts and nods stuff, simply doesn’t translate.
    We wouldn’t give that much space to a generously proportioned supermarket here. The incredible array of products was a Warhol moment- the Soup Cans [a few of which I had seen the same day I faced Wholefoods] took on an all new significance when confronted with the 57 varieties of everything.
    I found wholefoods very empowering as a wilfully single person. Sydney still hasn’t really adapted to solo living- the ongoing metaphor in my domestic life is that I never finish a loaf of bread. In NY I could buy two slices to go with dinner. Those two slices of bread in plastic became quite symbolic of how NY is the perfect place for loners who like company.
    The rosemary baked apples at the salad bar were divine.
    And words will never quite convey just what lengths I would go to for a proper onion roll.
    All that said, I’m more a papaya person that a wholefoods person. :-b

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  4. NormalNewYorker Avatar
    NormalNewYorker

    Random linked through curbed. I love how NYC bloggers often hate whole foods, but still shop there.
    I don’t complain about the busy-ness because I like knowing that the meat is most likely not two weeks old, and is, in fact, meat. I guess I’m not part of the cool kids club of complaining about a store that actually serves a purpose instead of another thai restaurant or coffee shop.

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  5. jj Avatar
    jj

    Why didn’t anyone take a photo? No one had a cell phone?

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  6. Steven List Avatar

    Amazing. Simply amazing. Not surprising. Nothing that happens in NYC is surprising.
    Now living in Austin, Texas, which is the home of Whole Foods. The new main store here is incredible, and would fit nicely in NYC. Very modern, VERY large, designed to make you feel confused and disoriented no matter where you are. 🙂
    And we have Leslie Cochran! A living landmark.

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