Where’s Stanley?
Here’s my portfolio, can I get a room?

Can I stay in Sid’s room?
Where’s the hotel bar?

Did Harry Smith keep a zombie in his room?
Can we go up on the roof?
Do you plan to take down the art?
Can we have a laundry room in the basement?
Do you know who the bloggers are?
Are you going to gut the building?
Can you get the junkie out of my bathroom?
How many people have committed suicide here?

Do I really have to pay my rent now?

Do you have any questions for the new management team? 
Bring’em on!

anno

Here’s one:.
Question: If you get rid of Stanley, and all that he represents (the artists, writers, the SOUL of the building) WHY do you suppose people like me will stay the The Chelsea when we come to NYC (several times every year) for the same price we could pay to stay in any other hotel in town (with, frankly, many more amenties)?

Answer: If you make The Chelsea into what will surely be the outcome of CBGBs Las Vegas: a soulless tourist event, I won’t be able to stomach seeing it. I’ll stay off 23rd to not have to see the corpse of my beloved Chelsea Hotel.

Posted by anno on Monday, June 18, 2007 at 1:37 PM
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