Fishhead_davem It seems that the Mafia has targeted David Elder.  We’ve received multiple reports that the NYPD Bomb Squad was called to the hotel Friday because Chelsea Hotel layabout and Board Member David Elder received what he thought was a suspicious package.  Turns out it wasn’t suspicious at all it was just a dead fish head. Man, that could really ruin your day.  I hope he doesn’t find a dead horse’s head in his bed tonight. Have a nice weekend, David.

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3 responses to “Something Fishy At the Chelsea”

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    Anonymous

    What kind of fish is it?

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    lp

    That’s what you call an in-your-face metaphor.

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    being here

    i wouldn’t want to be in his shoes, he seem to be stepping on lot of peoples toes

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