Remember Vlad, the scruffy looking fellow who used to play the guitar, grimacing as he did so, Vlad1_2 at the corner of 7th Ave. and 23rd.  Well, he’s back.  The reason he hadn’t been around for awhile was that some jerk complained about him and the cops had to give him a ticket and tell him to move along—even though they really didn’t want to.  The problem was that Vlad was using an amplifier—a necessity for a guitar to be heard above the cacophony of

23rd St.  The prospect of further tickets—and maybe even the slammer—looming before him, Vlad moved his act up to
Columbus Ave. and 111th St., and the Chelsea Neighborhood was deprived for a month or so of a vital part of it’s rock-and-roll spirit.

            Anyway, thanks to the people at Dan’s guitar, a solution has been found.  They lent Vlad a steel resonator guitar, which was designed to make a big noise in an era before amplified sound.  Vlad’s new instrument looks really cool, is chrome-like finish flashing in the sunlight, and if anything actually sounds louder than the guitar-and-amp combo he had before.  Best of all, since it’s not amplified, it’s perfectly legal.  “First amendment and all,” Vlad says.  The guitar looks like something an old Mississippi Bluesman would have played in back in the 20s, Blind Lemon Jefferson or somebody like that.  “All I need now are dark glasses and dog,” Vlad jokes, glad to back where he belongs. — Ed Hamilton

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4 responses to “Long Live Rock-and-Roll on 23rd Street”

  1. Miss H Avatar
    Miss H

    The guys at Dan’s Guitars are so cool. That’s the spirit of the Chelsea this new gang doesn’t understand. Welcome back, Vlad.

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  2. LP Avatar
    LP

    Any news about the guitar store’s future within the hotel?

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    Anonymous

    no dans guitar did no such thing
    nice misinformation

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  4. Dan Stackhouse Avatar
    Dan Stackhouse

    Many, many thanks to the people at Dan’s Guitar. Long may Dan’s Guitar survive in this increasingly paranoid, yuppified world where MUSIC is apparently now a crime.
    If cops are going to do away with Vlad, I say they should start hauling away all those durn vehicles that go BEEP BEEP BEEP at all hours for no reason. Heck, those vehicles aren’t even people so if the cops want to rough ’em up a little that’s fine.

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