The redesigned official Chelsea Hotel website is less cluttered and it’s much easier to use.  The focus is clear as well: make a reservation.  (We didn’t try the registration tool but we hear it’s still confusing.) But that’s a little bit disturbing, since it tends to de-emphasize the status of the Chelsea as a cultural institution.  People used the old site as much for information about the hotel as for booking rooms.

            Of course, some of the information on the old site was false—such as the claim that Thomas Wolfe wrote Look Homeward Angel while at the hotel (he actually wrote the similar-sounding You Can’t Go Home Again)—but BD has introduced its own errors into the public discourse.  For the record, Dylan Thomas did not die at the Chelsea: he collapsed here and was taken to St. Vincent’s Hospital, dying there.  Also, there’s actually no evidence that Eugene O’Neill ever stayed here, according to our sources.  (And get an editor: the history is clumsily written and there’s even a few misspellings.)

One thing that confuses me it that the site says that the hotel is a “cultural preservation site and historical building of note.”  I guess what they mean by that is that it’s a National and City Landmark.  It’s odd, since calling it by its more commonly accepted designation would seem likely to increase its appeal as a tourist destination.  But for some obscure reason (perhaps related to finance) they don’t want to call it by that name.

            There are a couple of errors in the section on restaurant reservations.  Neither La Chinita Linda (sadly, since it was great place) nor the Subway on 22nd and 8th Ave (in the old Allerton Hotel, another recent victim of gentrification) are in existence any longer.   They were both closed, I believe, before BD even took over the hotel.  And what about El Quijote?  Though we know BD wants them to vacate the premises, they are there for the time-being, and they have served the hotel and its guests and residents well over the years (70-plus!), so it seems downright un-neighborly not to mention them.

            The most egregious error, as well, is one of omission.  I’ve searched the whole website, and, unbelievably, there’s not one mention of Stanley or the Bard Family.  It’s hard to deny that, besides being one of the chief celebrities of the hotel, he had a little bit to do with making this place the unique artistic attraction that it is today.  So give the man his due.  What would be the harm in mentioning him? 

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8 responses to “Home of Bad Behavior Indeed:BD Website Looks Pretty Good, But Sweeps Old Man Under the Rug”

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    Anonymous

    I love how they say “chelsea is at the peak of its rebirth” First, this means it is all downhill from here. Second, I challenge the rebirth.Chelsea may be at the peak of its gross commercialization, but rebirth? I’ve lived in Chelsea off and on since 1980, when it was a charming working class neighborhood, wholly authentic, attracting a wide variety of people. It was racially mixed and mixed income but largely working people. Old Spanish guys used to play dominoes on overturned orange crates on the sidewalk. Does anyone remember Bett’s Best, one of the finest bakers and confectioners NYC has seen? The takeover of the Chelsea is the last nail in Chelsea’s coffin as a real neighborhood and not just a pretentious market for pretentious wealthy people.

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    Anonymous

    The website mentions the Subway Station on 23rd and 8th, not the Subway chain of restaurants.

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    Victoria

    “What would be the harm in mentioning him?”, you ask? They don’t realize that mentioning Stanley Bard would only enhance sales to their website. Or maybe they do realize it and they are just insecure and feel threatened, and think that if they don’t mention the people who literally brought forth the success, then people will think they did it all on their own… That seems more likely. Very cold now…. very sad indeed….

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    Anonymous

    Isn’t the subway station at 7th and 23rd closer to the hotel than the one at 8th?

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    wage slave

    they are riding on stanley’s coattails all over that website, to mention him by name would just emphasize they’ve done nothing at all to create the hotel they’re selling, stanley did it with the help of residents they’re too snooty to even break bread with. so sad that they’ve taken this unusual place and turned it into another hotel for uptight businesspeople.

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    LP

    Did anyone seriously expect better of them? Bueller? Bueller? It looks decent, but corporate. Flash, no substance. No art. No wit. They know how to hire a good, orderly web designer. But the site has no soul. Telling.

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    Beej

    “Does anyone remember Bett’s Best, one of the finest bakers and confectioners NYC has seen?” I sure do – Betty was my drinkin buddy – Bells of Hell & Broadway Charlie’s – always up for a coupla’ pints of Guiness. We worked for Dept of Relocation on E 4th st in 73-74, when that fell apart she went off to London & learned at the Connaught, came back & opened her tiny shop on 8th ave – and within a year her brownie was on the cover of New York as the best in the city – so then limos pulled up in front and people such as Patti Lupone would show up in the early hours for whatever. I married her counter girl – Betty catered our wedding gracias – beef wellington & a marzipan wedding cake to die for. She refused offers to franchise Bett’s Best or to be bought out (didn’t want to lend her name to something out of her control) & in the early eighties went to nursing school & now works in the field.
    She is a true Chelsea legend – her dad was a union organizer & she had the likes of Paul Robeson & Pete Seger sing her lullabys to sleep.
    Long Live The Memory Of Bett’s Best!!!

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    Frank

    Because I plan another visit to NYC I took a look at the Chelsea Hotel website. Oh man, things have changed since I stayed there in 1992 for three weeks. And immediately I discovered the ‘loss’ of Mister Stanley Bard, whom I met and had such a wonderful time with (he asked me a couple of times per week about my stay), when I read about the hotel’s history. I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was/is a landmark of his own and so linked to the hotel. It’s such a shame, it really is, that the new management did not mention him and his family. This is not just an omission by accident, it’s meant to be this way. It makes me feel sad. Somewhere else on this great blog (I subscribed today) I read about people wondering whether they would come or not to the hotel since the new management. Me too, I’m seriously in doubt. So BD management (I’m pretty sure you’ll read this blog), come on and act properly! Don’t throw history away, don’t rewrite history and do not forget his story!
    Frank, The Netherlands.

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