Glennon finally got a clue and took his Myspace page down. But just because Glennon wouldn’t be our friend on myspace doesn’t mean that his friends don’t want to be our friends. Quite the contrary they have much to tell us about Glennon and his various peccadilloes.  One of Glennon’s friends shot us an e-mail to let us know that Glennon is engaged to be married in June 2008. Congratulations Glennon!  (Surely the bride-to-be wasn’t embarrassed by that eurotrashbeachbum Myspace page!)  Here’s a link to the registry if you want to buy a gift.  We noticed that the couple wants some bar ware items.  From the pictures we’ve seen they’re gonna need those high ball glasses for when those party animals Richard Born and Ira Drukier come to visit. But surely you can come up with some better gift suggestions on your own.  Or just send lawyers, guns and money!
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5 responses to “Glennon, Myspace Friends Are Forever!”

  1. Carrie Bedsore /Cherry Ramone / Rob from Aus Avatar

    I guess a good dose of haemorrhoids is considered an inappropriate gift idea?

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  2. LP Avatar
    LP

    Let’s send them a complete collection of books and music created at the chelsea hotel.

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  3. The Ghosts Avatar
    The Ghosts

    I hear BDs renovated rooms will each feature books written by former residents or inspired by the hotel. Stanley should have thought of that…

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  4. Old & Crappy Avatar
    Old & Crappy

    There are transient rooms on my floor which already contain bookshelves filled with books. And, I’ve been in a lot of rooms here which have paintings and photographs by Chelsea artists both current and former.

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  5. The (Real) Ghosts Avatar
    The (Real) Ghosts

    Those are counterfeit ghosts using our identifier — too unoriginal to think up their own pseudonym apparently. Stanley helped writers CREATE books, which is better than plunking a book down in a room in a theme-park sort of way, you pale imitation. Any idiot can see and appreciate the difference.

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