As you can see by this year’s holiday employee list, Glennon Travis, the man lately posing as manager of the Chelsea, has had the unparalleled audacity to actually suggest that residents send him a holiday card (presumably filled with money), to reward him for his services for the past half-year. This is unprecedented in the annals of hotel mismanagement for at least two reasons: first, management traditionally doesn’t go begging like this (aren’t they paid enough?); and second, Glennon treats people like dirt, refusing to take resident’s concerns seriously. For him to actually think anyone would reward him for his “services” means that he is either living in some sort of hip hotel fantasy land, or else he wants to try to shake down residents and make them feel like they had better pay him off if they want any heat this winter. But don’t worry, this doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t give Glennon his just deserts this holiday season. Send in your gift suggestions and we’ll compile a top 10 list.

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4 responses to “GLENNON WANTS YOUR MONEY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON”

  1. Carrie Bedsore /Cherry Ramone / Rob from Aus Avatar

    I can’t decide between:
    1: a serious outbreak of itchy, bleeding anal warts
    2: a hemlock spiked Pina Colada

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  2. Qu Cassidy Avatar
    Qu Cassidy

    A large stocking stuffed with real coal.
    The problem will be finding the coal in NY;
    if you have trouble, let me know and I will
    dig some up.

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  3. JoeDog Avatar
    JoeDog

    A butt plug dipped in hot sauce.

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  4. The Ghosts Avatar
    The Ghosts

    In addition to a visitation from the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, we suggest giving to Glennon a card stuffed with hand-drawn money, featuring the face of Stanley Bard.

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