10. “Hotel Management For Dummies”
9. Dapper Dan hair pomade
8. Lawyers, guns and money (to get him out of here)
7. Goldfish heads, dog poop, and a wanted poster, just like David Elder
6. Margarita mix
5. A fan to clear out residents’ pot smoke, and a battering ram to bust down scofflaws doors
4. A hot line to the nearest police precinct
3. A play date with all the building’s unsupervised children
2. Free replacement therapy at the Pod Hotel
Living with Legends 
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