Stanley has a long history of renting this place out to film crews, but now it seems we really are a sound-stage. Check out the new “production” section on the hotel’s official web site.
     Hard to believe BD is touting our “distinctive rooms and striking architecture” since they were all set to gut the place before the media firestorm torched their little party. They also make the “on-site engineering team” sound like film technicians or something.
     And of course the section fails to mention the real talent: there are actors, writers, hair-dressers and wardrobe specialists in residence, and even a director and a producer or two if you left yours back in Hollywood.
     Finally, anyone who’s read my book knows all about the special “craft services” tables permanently set up on the halls of most floors. Ed Hamilton

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2 responses to “Ask About Our In-House “Craft Services””

  1. Troy Avatar

    When I stayed at the Chelsea, an “engineer” had to create my key for me after I got there.

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    Anonymous

    Sounds like the beginning of the movie Ratatouille when the sous chef, Skinner, takes over Gusteau’s and is content to coast on the restaurant’s name while crassly expanding into frozen food.

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