Yes!!!! The Chelsea still has it! It’s refreshing to be reminded that, despite renovations, gentrification, and the corporate takeover, the Chelsea still retains an almost supernatural power to scare the bejesus out of unsuspecting tourists.  And this one’s from Ireland, too, which is not exactly famous for its luxury accommodations.   Show me the worst flophouse in Vietnam, I dare you.  The Chelsea will make it look like the Ritz.

Perceptive blog readers may notice that we’ve already received a report from the woman’s boyfriend:
      There was a German couple staying next door to us in the transient room.  One afternoon I ran into the man coming out of his room, and I said, “How are you enjoying your stay here at the Chelsea?”

            “Oh, it was great until yesterday, when my wife packed up and went back to Germany without telling me.”

            “Wow! That is a bummer,” I said.  “Did she not like New York?  I know it can be very fast-paced and intimidating.”

            “She liked New York fine.”

            “Then maybe it was the hotel.  You know, there are some people who really hate it.”

            “No, she loved the hotel,” the man said.  “I think it was just me.”

Turns out her early departure may have had something to do with the accommodations after all.

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5 responses to “Worse Than the Flophouses of Vietnam?”

  1. just me Avatar
    just me

    That’s ridiculous. I’ve backpacked all over the world and the Chelsea is extravangant luxury compared to most midrange hotels in Viet Nam or elsewhere. I stayed at the Chelsea when in New York many times before moving in, had a variety of rooms, small,large, front, back, en suite, shared bathroom. They were always clean and comfortable. Old, yes, but one of the things I fell in love with at the Chelsea was the everpresent history. It’s not for everyone though. Next time Ms. Ireland, stay at the Pod Hotel and leave the Chelsea for the thousands of guests who appreciated it. Their names are legion, and legend.

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  2. Carrie Bedsore /Cherry Ramone / Rob from Aus Avatar

    How DARE she speak ill of my beloved Room821? She should be honoured to have stayed in my favourite room.
    Interesting that the ghosts make some of us feel at home and some of us ill at ease. I loved the ghosts [and mice] of 821 and would mortgage my soul to see that piss-stained sink again.

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  3. LP Avatar
    LP

    Wasn’t 821 Huncke’s room?

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  4. art e. Avatar
    art e.

    room 821… is that the room (the late artist, vali myers)stayed in…or the baroness?

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  5. Miss H Avatar
    Miss H

    As I recall, 828 was Herbert’s room.

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