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BD Gets Another “C” (They Deserve an “F”)

The HPD building inspector paid another visit to Michele Zalopany’s leaking, mold-spotted apartment last week.  He was less than pleased to learn that the A & B Level violations he had previously cited had been ignored.  However, upon closer inspection, he discovered another C-level violation in her apartment.   Now BD will have to replace Michele’s entire living room floor! 

We know that Michele’s living situation is all-too-typical around the Chelsea Hotel.  In particular, we’ve been in a number of apartments with rotting floor boards and broken floor tiles.  But hey, HPD is being responsive to our problems.  Call 311 now and get yourself a new floor.

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8 responses to “BD Gets Another “C” (They Deserve an “F”)”

  1. Carrie Bedsore /Cherry Ramone / Rob from Aus Avatar
    Carrie Bedsore /Cherry Ramone / Rob from Aus

    Those mouldy floors are potentially very bad for people’s health, we’re only just learning what an amazing range of microbes can make a person ill. Respiratory illness is the common outcome but it can cause worse problems. I hope that the effected residents are in good health but if they aren’t they should be having a credible doctor document- sue B[&]D later.

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  2. Laterlater Avatar
    Laterlater

    I just wanted to remind everybody that David Elder is basically here to SPY FOR MARLENE KRAUSS. That means spying on residents, spying on workers, spying on the Bards and spying on BD (BD are making a lot of mistakes and need his constant oversight). HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!

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    Anonymous

    Apparently some lobby dewllers also believe he’s their busom buddy lately, participating in Elder’s wacky opinion polls, etc.
    Can’t beat em, join em?

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    Anonymous

    David Elder is a no-talent pipsqueak. avoid him. it’s contagious,

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    Anonymous

    David Elder is a no-talent pipsqueak who helped kick a belove man out then hotel he — not elder, not krauss – made legendary. He and the much-reviled Marlene will go down in history as such. It’s already a matter of extensive public record.

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  6. wage slave Avatar
    wage slave

    “Can’t beat em, join em?’
    With people like this, it’s always better to beat them.

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  7. Victoria Avatar
    Victoria

    Definitely beat them.
    David Elder and Marlene Krauss are art haters.

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  8. Old & Crappy Avatar
    Old & Crappy

    Last night, I heard the guy at the front desk recommend the Hotel Gansevoort to tourists as a place to go get a drink. How convenient. I believe B&D have an interest in the Hotel Gansevoort. He was also suggesting Pastis & Balthazar for food. Is there some sort of agreement to not mention El Quixote?

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