A tipster writes in to report that David Elder’s twin made an appearance at the Chelsea last evening and Elder himself was none too pleased. He tried to bar his long lost relation from entering the ballroom.  When he came face-to-face with his doppleganger — a reflection of his guilty conscience –he fled in terror to cower in the inner sanctum of his office. You can run Elder, but you can’t hide. The truth will follow you to your grave.  The tipster even sent along some photos for our enjoyment.

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9 responses to “David Elder’s Twin Stops by The Chelsea”

  1. 818 505 8174 Avatar
    818 505 8174

    HILAROUS ~ I remember that godawful sign being posted it the hotel lobby last year ~ So that’s what happened to it!! Glad to see its being put to good use!!!

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    Anonymous

    Did anybody have a chance to talk to Stanley Bard last night?
    He looked great – tan, fit, and not letting Elder and Krauss get his spirits down.
    He also seemed amused that Elder wasn’t having an easy time of things. bRING bACK THE bARDS!

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  3. To Avoid Confusion Avatar
    To Avoid Confusion

    “TO AVOID CONFUSION Please Be Advised that STANLEY BARD Is No Longer the Managing Agent of the Chelsea Hotel”
    What a bunch of amateurs BD was and what a dope this David Elder guy is. They couldn’t come up with better than that and they’re supposed to be real estate moguls?

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    Anonymous

    Did the doppelganger have the same body odor that Mr. Elder does?

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  5. The Ghosts Avatar
    The Ghosts

    Who was that masked man?
    Muahhahaha!

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  6. 9-1-1 Avatar
    9-1-1

    Theiving layabout David Elder could be in HANDCUFFS pretty soon it would seem…Marlene should have told him its illegal to hire cheap-suited goons to menace residents like he did in front of about a hundred witnesses on sunday night. Now he has ‘security’ posted in the lobby to protect him from himself. we were there on sunday are are ready make a police report. We also took pictures and saw others doing the same. Somebody should call the newspapers. we heard these guys identify themselves as mafia members. what we’re wondering though is why most of the chelsea staff just stood around and watched instead of taking action when something obviously criminal was going on right in front of them

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    Anonymous

    yep i saw that too – totally criminal to hire thugs to confront tenants. especially tenants who just beat him in court. not very smart.

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  8. The Ghosts Avatar
    The Ghosts

    Truly, it is time for Marlene and David to give up the, ahem cough, ghost.

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  9. Crazy Daisy Avatar
    Crazy Daisy

    I know I’m not the first to point this out, but isn’t that sign badly lettered? It’s not just amateurish, it’s childish (as opposed to child-like, which speaks to purity and naturalness). Poor use of color and sense of spatial relationships as well. It’s the written equivalent of a spoiled child’s tantrum. This picture is worth ten thousand thousand words.

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