Well ain’t that a bitch.  It seems that BD, showing total disrespect for the landmarks commission in making the top story of their Greenwich Hotel too big and visible from the street, may now have to remove the offending structure from their building and start again.  And to add insult to injury, NY Times food critic Joe Frank Bruni recently panned the new restaurant Ago that they opened on the ground floor of the building.  (They made him wait 52 minutes for his reservation! Hey guys, get a photo of Bruni and shove it in all of your employees faces unitl it’s inprinted on their brain, okay?  (Is Glennon Travis your new maitre’d, or what?)
     We can only attirubte all of this misfortune to the bad karma you guys built up when you took over the Chelsea.  You dind’t seriously think our ghosts were going to leave you alone, did you?  They are like the Furies of the ancient Greeks! We have sent Sid and Dee Dee and Hiroya after you to dog you to your grave!  Ha ha ha ha hahaha!  — Ed Hamilton

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6 responses to “Ghosts of Chelsea Haunt BD”

  1. The Ghosts Avatar
    The Ghosts

    Quite Right, Ed. And wait until you see what we ghosts have in store for David Elder and Charles Ferri. Ferri, remember how we messed with your electrical wriing when you were opening the Star Lounge? You ain’t seen nothing yet. Muahahaha.

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    Anonymous

    Still get a good laugh out of that electrical wiring gag
    But even better, remember how the Star Lounge fire sprinklers all went off simultaneously in the midst of the their guests’ kibbitzing recently?
    Those Ghosts again…

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  3. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    Gho Ghosts!

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  4. Tim Avatar

    Hi Chelsea Hotel-
    Just wanted to say I love all you wonderful wackos and to keep up the good work! I live in the scary old Colonnade Row and we can totally relate what you’re going through. You’ve written the book on how to handle landlords, outsiders, and gentrifiers. It’s been such an amazing education on many levels. New York is rooting for you!

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  5. Rob from Aus Avatar
    Rob from Aus

    You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?
    You forgot to call down the ghost of nauseating Nancy to make their life miserable, I’m sure she’d loathe the new regime and be glad to haunt their sorry butts!

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  6. Cat Avatar
    Cat

    Sid, Nancy, and Dee Dee will get him good! Nancy does not take any shit, she even scared the Sex Pistols. Love it, An American Girl!!!!!!

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