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33 responses to “Andrew Tilley’s Classy Fireworks Demo”
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This is the moron they brought in to run this place? Disgusting.
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This is the moron they brought in to run this place? Disgusting.
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Jesus Christ Marlene, haven’t you ever heard of Google? How about the phrase “due diligence”? This is what a Harvard MBA brings in to manage a national landmark? Will someone please put this woman in a straitjacket IMMEDIATELY?
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WOW — my partner and I were planning on going to the East River tonite, but dude, where is Tilley playing? Is he going to drop trou on the roof or is it more like in front of El Quijote? Nice bum btw. Let the fireworks begin!
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Jeepers creepers, where’d you get that exploding butthole? Eek. This guy seems like the brain-dead soulmate (dare I say butt buddy?) that David Elder has been dreaming of. Good hire, Elder!
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And we thought Marlene was trying to fill Glennon’s SHOES? Little did we know she had another piece of anatomy in mind. But I guess it would take explosives in your rear end to make somebody a bigger asshole than Glennon!
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Only a dumbass would have applied for this job!
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What? The guy puts firecrackers in his butt? This is the new manager?
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When the staff said he was a jackass, I thought they were kidding. Eww.
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What a total loser. No wonder they kicked him out of the Paramount.
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Like Uncle Sam said: I want you…to put bottle-rockets in your asshole? Good luck Andrew.
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i have been reading this blog for awhile now but this really takes the cake. the new manager andrew tilley has a fetish for putting explosives in his anus? that’s a stretch — even 4 my crew.
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I like my buns burnt!
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At least with David Elder and Marlene we got court documents — but this guy is written up in The Florida Masochist? Scary to think this is what they want to do to the Chelsea. Can we please have Stanley and David back? This is disgraceful.
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Tilley is displaying the same behavior as BD. He hasn’t bothered introducing himself to the tenants. That’s a bad sign. It could mean that the tenants concerns will not be addressed. If he wants to win my heart he can do a live demo of this firecracker thing in the middle of the lobby.
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Maybe he and David Elder can sorta stand back to back and shoot fireworks into each other’s asshole? Kinda like that scene in REQUIEM FOR A DREAM.
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Um, uh, eh, hmm, uh….does this mean that Andrew Tilley will be taking a personal day today? Happy 4th btw.
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do u think that marlene is into anal stuff too?
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Will someone ask Sherrill Tippins if any previous Chelsea manager has ever shot fireworks out of their anus? Or should this be considered a first? Sherrill?
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Wow — am going to send this to all of my friends. Perfect 4th of July gift.
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I thought frat boys who moved to the suburbs were supposed to launch bottlerockets at each others houses. Tilley may be starting a new trend here!
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This gives new meaning to the word ‘backfire’. This Tilley guy should get out of the Chelsea while he’s still got a smidgen of street cred and hopes of a future job (which he’ll need soon when Marlene fires him). Just another bottomless pit of bad publicity for anyone who is not Stanley or David Bard.
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andrew tilley go home your not wanted
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OK, it’s one thing for someone to entertain their guests by shooting fireworks out of their gluteus maximus. It happens. (Especially in England). But to allow it to be filmed and shown all over the internet? It shows a certain lack of judgment if you ask me.
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Elder and Tilley sitting in a tree,
K-i-s-s-i-n-g.
First come love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes Andrew Tilley shooting bottlerockets out of his butthole?LikeLike
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Do you think he listed this on his resume? Well, at least the guy has balls. Or should I say had?
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and i think it’s gonna be a long long time
till touch down brings him round again to find
tilley’s not the man krauss and elder think he is at home
oh no no no he’s a rocket man
rocket man burning out his fuse up there alone
bye bye andrew,
you lived your life like a candle in the windLikeLike
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Sorry to disrupt all the fun…. but I dont think this is the same Andrew Tilley. Ed, you should do some more research on this.
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Please leave Mr. Tilley. This is one job you will not want on your resume.
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Two Andrew Tilleys? Quelle coincidence. How to tell the difference…well one shoots fireworks from his asshole and the othr simply is one.
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Former resident, you asked:
“Will someone ask Sherrill Tippins if any previous Chelsea manager has ever shot fireworks out of their anus? Or should this be considered a first? Sherrill?”
While there is no written testimony of former inappropriate behavior with fireworks exploded out of Chelsea managers’ body cavities, there was an unexplained fire in 1878, in which the building that preceded the Chelsea, the Excelsior, burned to the ground. The building was owned by James Ingersoll, ambitious furniture maker and partner of William Tweed, who had recently gotten of out prison after having stolen at least $45 million from New York City as Tweed’s partner. The Excelsior housed a city armory, among other things, full of firearms and other explosive devices.
The fire started at the east end of the basement on a Sunday evening when only the watchman and his family were there. A passer-by saw flames in a window and ran to the corner drugstore to call the fire companies. The fire engines arrived minutes later, but too late:
The fire “burst through the roof with astonishing violence, and the churches on either side caught fire,” wrote a New York Times reporter. “The congregation gazed in awe at the crimson flames shone through their church’s Gothic windows and lined its closed entrances with a beautiful light. The flames burst through the top of the steeple, licking at the foot of the cross at the steeple’s apex and shooting green sparks from the copper lining high into the sky.”
The Excelsior’s rear wall fell, carrying with it the rear portions of several adjoining houses. “There goes the explosion! Look out!” A volley of blasts from the Eighth Regiment’s rifle cartridges filled the air. The east and west walls collapsed in a cloud of sparks. The flames leaped to an immense height, revealing the building’s skeleton in flames.”
The “mammoth relic of the Tweed Ring” was now nothing more than a pile of burning rubble surrounded on all sides by fire. Suddenly, someone gasped, and pointed. The fallen bricks had opened a gap revealing the church next door. “In the midst of the flames stood a marble slab, imbedded in the side of a ruined wall,” wrote the Times reporter, “bearing the inscription, ‘Suffer little children to come unto me.’ It stood out in bold relief from a glowing background of flame, and was noticed by hundreds of spectators.”
No evidence of illicit basement fireworks play was never uncovered, but remnants of a burnt pair of trousers were found in the street around the collapsed building. And James Ingersoll was never seen again.LikeLike
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Two Andrew Tilleys? Sure. Just like there are two Marlene Krausses who are also bloodthirsty bitches and two David Elders who are also absolute nincompoops. Hell, the whole world is like the friggin Patty Duke Show already.
One thing is for certain though, there is only one Stanley Bard. And only one David Bard. Make no mistake about that.LikeLike
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I do not see the name in the article of the guy who supposedly did such a thing. How do you know this guy Andrew Tilley was the man who did it, or is this just another anti-management joke.
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