Star Lounge owner Charles Ferri will mix you up a stiff one if his dreams come true and he’s able to open up his proposed "Legends Cafe" in the lobby of the Chelsea Hotel.  Our advice: don’t order the Pina Colada.
(Photo: Celinna von Mannstein, Park Avenue)
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6 responses to “I Am The Lizard King”

  1. FERRI DUST Avatar
    FERRI DUST

    This moron is straight-up DELUSIONAL. Not stylish, not attractive, not dignified and, frankly, a little bit creepy here in this promotional photo. Sorry, but Heather Graham dates (and presumably does other stuff to) this buffoon?

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  2. Douche! Avatar
    Douche!

    Douche!

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  3. Old & Crabby Avatar
    Old & Crabby

    Too bad they didn’t have the forsight to put Ferri in orange….

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  4. Blue Steel or La Tigre? Avatar
    Blue Steel or La Tigre?

    this photo reminds me of something out of the film zoolander. tell me i’m wrong.
    ring up another eight-ball ferri b/c youve got that eurotrash poser meets andy’s chee-pees look nearly perfected. can’t say the same for that rotgut vanity-label vodka youre holding.
    what’s the story that park ave article and why would this loser be interviewed for it to begin with? thank god it was in german. i dont comprehend german. but from the pictures it looked like a whole lot of shameless self promotion and bad fashions.

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  5. Mickey Avatar
    Mickey

    We disagree…Ferri is no bartender…he looks more like the guy who tries to slip something in your drink when your back is turned…

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  6. The Ghosts Avatar
    The Ghosts

    So little to add to these excellent comments. He is not even B and T. He looks like what my grandmother used to call a “pea patch lothario.”

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