For the long-suffering residents of the Chelsea Hotel: the swift return of the Bard Family to a management role at the hotel; a government bailout for those of us behind on the rent and facing eviction
For Chelsea Hotel minority shareholder Marlene Krauss: a summit meeting with God and Satan; eternal life and youth; dominion over all the creatures of the earth
For Chelsea Hotel minority shareholder David Elder: looks; personality; a brain; anything
For Chelsea Hotel general manager Andrew “Piccadilly” Tilley: quiet retirement to New Jersey; a stocking full of hair care products; a job at the new fake Chelsea Hotel in Atlantic City
For New York City: a glass and steel shortage to go with the money shortage; Club Fed memberships for the developers and stockbrokers who pillaged the city
For the High Line: beaucoup boutiques and upscale eateries, as well as private access for all the condotels, to keep the rich jet setters off the streets; extension north of 30th St., and to the ends of the earth
For Florent: a Phoenix-like rebirth over the ashes of the increasingly ridiculous Meat Packing district
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