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“I Want My Balls Back!”

With that primal yawp of pain, Chelsea Hotel General Manager Andrew Tilley handed in his resignation last week.  No word as to when Mistress Marlene Krauss plans to relinquish the family jewels.  Anyway, if you're keeping score at home, the score card reads:

Andrew Tilley — 7 months
Glennon "Gigi Travis" – 8 months
STANLEY BARD — 50 years

Marlene: enoughs enough!  The Chelsea has been your dungeon of pain for too long:  Please, we're not kidding: Bring Back the Bards!   (We'll provide more details as they become available.)
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8 responses to ““I Want My Balls Back!””

  1. Euro Avatar
    Euro

    Thats great news about him handing in his resignation, or in other words got fired!!! I do hope that they bring back Stanley Bard, you guys have had to deal with this nonsense for long enough. Best Wishes.

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  2. Miss H Avatar
    Miss H

    If they now hand over control to the Bards again, I promise the change the names in my story-in-progress from Arlene Flauss and Arvid Felder to something more… er.. remote.

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  3. Doug Holder Avatar
    Doug Holder

    Great is it now safe to revisit!!!

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  4. Have Eunichs Will Travel Avatar
    Have Eunichs Will Travel

    The title of this post presupposes, and rather boldly so, that the now unemployed Andrew Tilley had balls to begin with. And if he had them, what for? Tilley is just a corporate hack who never cared about the Hotel Chelsea–certainly never familiarized himself with its history– and just as predicted he’s left a real mess behind. Hopefully one for Stanley Bard to clean up.

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  5. Hasta La Vista Tilley Avatar
    Hasta La Vista Tilley

    I wouldn’t say “safe”, Doug. Not quite yet. Some of Tilley’s imported “talent” is still lingering about, not exactly :racing: to join him on the line for Government cheese. Wait till the Bard Family gets back, then things will have returned to normal, or somewhat.

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    Anonymous

    Can I fetch my own mail now?

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    Anonymous

    And another one bites the dust….Good Riddance!

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    Anonymous

    You’d think Tilley (AWOL) would want to tie the last guy, Glennon Travis, or even beat him out by a day or so. You know, for pride’s sake. You’d think that, but you’d be wrong. He’s got real thin skin, this Tilley guy, gives up easily. Its genetic, so in truth he can’t help it. But just as likely, he’s sidestepping the shit avalanche thats soon coming from Marlene Krauss.

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