Harvard Business School announced yesterday that former Chelsea Hotel  manager Stanley Bard will be awarded an honorary MBA for his fifty years of service to the New York hospitality and arts communities.  “It’s a no brainer,” said Associate Harvard Business School Dean Richard Cremona, “I ChelseaBards1H mean, the guy basically founded this wonderful cultural institution, and turned a profit for 50 years through thick and thin, and nobody else seems to able to run the Hotel. They’ve had a top New York hotel firm in there, and,  ironically, a Harvard MBA, and they’ve tried to manage the hotel, only to fail miserably.  We could all learn something about business from Stanley Bard.”  Mr. Cremona also added that he felt that Harvard owed New Yorkers an apology for insufficiently preparing minority shareholder and Bernie Madoff  ponzi scheme victim Marlene Krauss to deal with the realities of the hotel business. The degree will be awarded in June.  Mr. Bard will also speak at the Harvard Business School commencement exercises.   — Ed Hamilton

 

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5 responses to “Stanley Bard To Receive Honorary Degree From Harvard Business School”

  1. LOL Avatar
    LOL

    April Fools!

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  2. all up in your business Avatar
    all up in your business

    ha!! maybe april fools but nobody deserves an honor more than bard does and, hey, something tells me harvard business school will catch wind of the faux nomination 😉 it aint far-fetched that theyd want such an innovator as stanley bard among their alum
    he’s got my vote!

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  3. Old & Crappy Avatar
    Old & Crappy

    It’s a mystery to me, but the people who are now running the hotel (into the ground) think that they’re too good to learn anything from the Bards. Krauss and Elder don’t have any experience managing a hotel so I guess it’s no surprise (to the board members or anybody elses) that the past two years have pretty much been a disaster for the hotel.

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  4. Miss H Avatar
    Miss H

    From your mouth to God’s ear.

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  5. April Fooled Avatar
    April Fooled

    this really had me going!

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