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Chelsea Hotel Minority Shareholder Marlene Krauss, M.D., MBA, to Audition for New Prime Time NBC Show featuring Bernie Madoff Victims

Although Chelsesas Hotel minority shareholder Marlene Krauss Mkwink3 is a high-powered businesswoman who routinely crushes ordinary mortals beneath her 6-inch Manolo Blahniks and makes grown men weep and grovel before her on their knees, we know that her one big regret in life is that she missed the cut for Charlie’s Angels back in the seventies.

    But don’t start feeling sorry for her yet.  NBC is now casting for a new prime time show staring victims of Bernie Madoff’s ponzi scheme!  It’s Marlene’s big chance.  With her timeless beauty, her winning personality, and her questionable financial sense, she’s a shoe-in.

    Best of all, she doesn’t have to do anything to be considered.  Anyone can nominate a candidate for the show, and we intend to do so immediately.  Others can nominate Marlene as well, perhaps strengthening her chances, by writing to TonyCastEast@gmail.com.  Do your part for the Chelsea, Bohemians.  Help make Marlene a star.– Ed Hamilton

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    Seems to me she’s her own victim. Madoff bears blame but so do some of these so called business moguls like Marlene whose greed convinced them through and through they could reap absolutely impossible returns while the “little people” were left to duke it out with the stock market’s ups and downs.
    FIRST RULE OF ECONOMICS: THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH. EVERYBODY PAYS.

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