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8 responses to “Clogged Arteries at the Chelsea”
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HELLO DONUT PLANT! GOODBYE CHELSEA HOTEL!
Apparently corporate takeover-er David Dubois Elder has finally unveiled his grand plan for rejuvenating NYC’s legendary “Rest Stop for Rare Individuals”
ITS…DONUTS!!! HOT SUGARY WAIST-EXPANDING DONUTS!!!
Stanley Bard eat your heart out.
(Or at least try a honey glazed)LikeLike
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PS, Hey Bloggers…don’t you think that Hotel security should stop that Lard Lad from abusing the canopy?
I mean, why install spy cameras ON TOP of the canopy if you aint gonna use em?LikeLike
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The Hotel is an artistic mecca, man and I think donuts are a totally bad idea. Even if they wise up and call it “Michelangel-Dough”…
New Management…you know what you can do with a couple of those things and a bottle of hand cream because…hey.. if this is the best you can do for the Chelsea Hotel then the best you can do is plain crap and you should all return your fatass paychecks and resign immediately.
You aren’t qualified to manage a cultural landmark.LikeLike
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This photo is a fake, right??
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Elder Skelter to Malcolm Stanton:
I think its more of an envisioning.
For the moment, though, it fake.
Like the Hotel’s sappy new managementLikeLike
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Its the legendary Hotel Chelsea so doesn’t it seem like there’d be at least a few tenants with a little more panache could be leasing those empty spaces? Its also 23rd Street so is it really possible that not a single major art gallery has expressed interest in the spaces? Maybe whats been said about takeover management not having a clue as to whats good for the Hotel Chelsea is actually right on point.
I’ve had Doughnut Plant in the past. Their product is not exactly a quantum leap from Dunkin’ Donuts and I can say that because I’m not (yet) a vapid yuppie who needs to rave about things of real inconsequence like a junk food vendor. Its a crying shame to see what is happening to this great cultural icon. Meaning the Hotel, not the donut.LikeLike
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I’ve never understood or liked doughnuts, but recent studies actually show lard to be a healthy type of fat.
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Sorry for being naive, but is this a joke or is it for real? I have stayed at the Chelsea Hotel many times and it would be beyond horrible if this was true.
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