Lost our lease!  Everything must go!  Stanley was famous for renting the room where Madonna shot her Sex book to Material Girl-worshiping hipsters with stars in their eyes.  Lately, however, sex alone has not been paying the bills.  In response, general manager Siddollforsell Arnold Tamasar has revealed a new marketing strategy: Celebrity Death Tourism.  (And maybe a little sex thrown in for good measure.)  
 
For bargain basement prices, you can stay in the room where a drug-addled Sid Vicious killed a drug-befuddled Nancy Spungen—or at least a room with the couple’s infamous bathroom attached.  And if you can’t afford to go the whole hog, the hotel now sells Sid dolls at the front desk.  (Complete with tiny leather jacket, sure, but how about a tiny hypodermic needle?  You’ll have to ask the concierge.)  Wear your black fingernail polish and light a candle for the Romeo and Juliet of punk.

Substance-abusing punks not your cup of tea?  Ask to stay in the tiny room where Dylan Thomas collapsed after a night of hard drinking at the White Horse tavern.  Bet you can’t beat his record of 18 whiskeys!  Speaking of lovable alcoholics, Charles Jackson, author of The Lost Weekend bit the big one here as well—a suicide, double the fun!  (Don’t try this at home, kids!  Though really, don’t try it here either.)

If you don’t have time to spend the night (or simply fear for your safety and/or sanity), book a spot on the Big Apple Death tour, as the Chelsea Hotel is now on the itinerary.  You’ll travel in style, making the rounds of the city in a decommissioned (we hope) 1967 hearse.  The only problem with this option is, you’ll miss the famous ghosts of the Chelsea, who only come out at night!  — Ed Hamilton

Read more about the Chelsea Hotel ghosts: The Severed HandThomas Wolfe ghost,  Floor-by-floor sightings,

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3 responses to “Death for Sale at the Chelsea Hotel”

  1. Miss H Avatar
    Miss H

    I just threw up in my mouth. This is soooo cheesy and tasteless. And cynical. let’s drive the artists out of the hotel, then exploit the reputations of those Stanley gave a home to in order to make money? Which grave will they dance on next? No class. Disgusting.

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  2. Pageagainstthemachine Avatar

    No. NO.
    When I was there last summer I snuck down to the first floor from my third floor room in the middle of the night in my pajamas just to catch a peek at the door that was room 100. Painted black, no number and a big lock on the door – and that’s the way I liked it. I liked that they weren’t capitalizing on it, but that it was still there to give me the heebie jeebies in the middle of the night.
    This is really disgusting and sleezy.

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  3. dylan 205 Avatar
    dylan 205

    my room is not tiny it is quite comfortable thank you

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