Edelsteincabride Current General Manager Arnold Tamasar has told multiple tenants that Tristar Capital, headed by former cab driver David Edelstein, has bought the Chelsea, reportedly for  significantly less than Madoff-victim Marlene Krauss’s asking price.  Condos to come.  Meetings with the hotel staff have been called to inform them that a new management team will be taking over immediately to assess and define the logical next step.  As the new buyers are said to be notoriously anti-union, employees here at the hotel have been told to be on their A-game or be fired.  “Look busy!” was reportedly Tamasar’s blunt directive.

            Tamasar was silent as to whether TMS pioneer  Krauss and her faithful servant David Elder had negotiated side deals of their own to maintain shareholder participation in the venture.  But we do hope we’ve seen the last of them.

            Edelstein seems a decidedly déclassé choice for the tony-coiffed Krauss, as he was the man who single-handedly destroyed the charm and allure of South Beach.  Perhaps destruction and scorched earth is their common ground.  Good luck in inking that deal, Edelstein.  Our advice for dealing with Krauss: watch your back.

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11 responses to “From Hack to Big Steal: David Edelstein Reportedly Purchases Chelsea Hotel”

  1. Doomsday Avatar
    Doomsday

    How sad. They’ve destroyed a very rare, authentic place and done it with sadistic glee. History will take note. They were simply intellectually and emotionally incapable of seeing and feeling what the Chelsea really was, and what it gave the world.

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  2. Deus_Vult! Avatar

    Marlene Krauss not only screwed the Bards , she screwed herself by selling the hotel for so little. She also screwed the residents of the Chelsea Hotel. Krauss gave it all away just to spite the Bards. Shes a retard. And David Edelstein seems to come off as a dirtbag.

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  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Too bad Edelstein isn’t the one who actually bought the hotel…

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  4. BTB Avatar
    BTB

    Yes, ‘anonymous’, that is the latest word after this article went out. It’s a ‘nice’ man who wishes to remain anonymous.

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  5. Beth Avatar
    Beth

    Maybe it’s all just a ruse and Edelstein bought it to resell to Stanley for a profit. God knows Krauss wasn’t about to sell it to him.

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  6. Friend of the Bards Avatar
    Friend of the Bards

    Declasse? The only things declasse about this situation are, first of all: the 85% of the Hotel’s tenants who have no shame about paying NO RENT, and, secondly, the fact that the building is crumbling apart before everyone’s very eyes as it needs millions of dollars in renovations.
    This blog has also become declasse, I would say, because recent posts seem to have devolved into nothing more than gossipy speculations and childish schoolyard jabs at the owners and management.
    Please: enough of this crap. Mr. Hamilton, don’t you have anything better to do?
    And to the tenants: get it together. If you cannot pay your rent, then have enough sense to GET OUT! GET OUT! We all have to pay rent in this city; it is a very, very expensive city to live in; a city that is hugely competitive—everyone knows that.
    This purchase has happened, the condos are coming and everyone who has been wearing rose-colored artist glasses will be in for a much needed dose of reality. End of the story, folks!
    All necessary protections to the building are provided for within landmark laws.

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  7. Long Memory Avatar
    Long Memory

    I love how you claim to be a “friend of the Bards,” yet clearly aren’t. If people aren’t paying you rent, management toadie, it is because they are suing you. I don’t know anyone who didn’t pay up under Stanley. This ‘nobody pays rent’ chant is a ruse to cover your greed and try to deflect criticism for destroying something you don’t know or understand and had nothing to do with creating. History will remember you.

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  8. Sherill Tippins Avatar
    Sherill Tippins

    “If you cannot pay your rent, then have enough sense to GET OUT! GET OUT! We all have to pay rent in this city; it is a very, very expensive city to live in; a city that is hugely competitive—everyone knows that.”
    Friend of the Bards, it is astonishing to read that statement as I finish my history of the Chelsea Association Building, a.k.a. the Chelsea Hotel. It is the precise opposite of the original builders’ intention. Philip Hubert, who designed the Chelsea, used his real estate profits to become the largest financial backer of Henry George’s NYC mayoral campaign. Google Henry George one of these days.
    The Chelsea stands as a tribute to the ideal of cooperation – not competition. Inclusion, not exclusion.Those ideals are built into its very structure. That’s why attempts to market it as an exclusive boutique hotel or condo building will never quite succeed.

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  9. Miss H Avatar
    Miss H

    This says it all, and beautifully. Thank you, Sherill.

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  10. Miss H Avatar
    Miss H

    I took your advice and googled, and found this on Wikipedia: “Everyone owns what he or she creates, but… everything found in nature, most importantly land, belongs equally to all humanity.” Henry George http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_George

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  11. Resident Avatar
    Resident

    Kind of relieved it wasn’t taxi driver,
    but Chetrit isn’t necessarily a bargain
    at any price.

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