The personal injury lawsuit of Arthur Nash  vs. David Elder, Chelsea 23rd St. Corp, BD NY Hotels, et. al. is getting more interesting every day.  In an attempt to avoid being served in the case, Elder, who was once so proud of being owner, vice president, and manager of the Chelsea, is now claiming that his only connection with the hotel is that he manages the Piri Thomas trust (comprising 16 percent of Chelsea 23rd St. Corp. shares).  In a sworn affidavit, Elder writes:

I am not an owner, part owner, vice president, or proprietor of the Hotel, nor am I a member of the hotel’s Board of Director’s. . . . I, in my individual capacity, am most certainly not an owner of the Hotel in any way, shape, or form. . . . I am far removed from ownership. . . .

 Firstly, I do not recall ever having been forwarded a single piece of incoming mail, or notified of a single incoming phone call, from the Hotel.  Secondly, I cannot help, nor can I be expected to help, the fact that certain mailing lists and telephone lists still have the hotel listed as my address despite my April 2010 departure. . . . 

 I noticed in Plaintiff’s counsel’s affirmation that she refers to various websites containing articles referring to me as either an owner of the Hotel, heir to the owner of the Hotel, or Vice President of the Hotel. . . . Again, I cannot help what people write about me, all I can do is set the record straight with respect to my relationship to the Hotel, which I have done here. . . .  
Finally, I am puzzled by Plaintiff’s allegation that I maintain a room at the Hotel. . . . This allegation is completely false. . . I would like to know with whom Plaintiff’s counsel spoke when she called and asked to be connected to “my room”. . . . In any event, to be clear, I do not, nor have I ever, maintained a room or a residence of any kind, at the Hotel.

Well, I sure am glad we’ve cleared that up.  Apparently the residents and staff of the Chelsea Hotel have all been under some sort of horrible mass hallucination for the past four years.  As Elder himself notes, countless journalists must have been tripping their brains out along with us when they identified Elder as owner or vice president.  Former manager Glennon Travis must have drunk deeply of the electric koolaid as well, for, in a sworn affidavit in another case (BD NY Hotels LLC. Vs. Chelsea 23rd St. Corp.), he writes: 

David Elder, one of the Chelsea’s executives and board members, utilizes one of the guest rooms for approximately 28 days per month, and effectively lives at the Hotel.  

Even Elder himself was apparently deluded, since he regularly signed his name to DOB permit applications as Vice President. 

            Let’s all close our eyes tight and click our heels together and repeat three times, “Bring Back the Bards!  Bring Back the Bards!!  Bring Back the Bards!!!” and then when we open our eyes maybe this long nightmare will be over, this cabal of lying thieves will be gone, and Stanley and David Bard will be back behind the front desk where they belong.  Ed Hamilton

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7 responses to “LSD in Water at Chelsea Hotel Causes Mass Hallucination of Hostile Takeover”

  1. Concerned1 Avatar
    Concerned1

    Gee, it is seriously unbelievable that the owners and management are actually trying to worm and squirm their way out of this unwanted lawsuit with such blatant lies. Well, those obvious lies are not going to work and it makes the management and ownership look even more evil and corrupt than we all initially thought, which is truly sad.
    That hotel is extremely transparent, duh! There are a lot of eyes – a real lot of eyes – all over the friggen place, all the time. There are people who see and talk and know, whether it is current or former employees, residents, or just the über-frequent visitors who sit in the lobby. And don’t forget that there are also plenty of paper trails; paperwork, all kinds of documents and emails floating around just waiting to confirm the Truth.
    But most of all, let’s face it: management since the Bards, especially this current regime, really isn’t too bright or organized, are they? Was it a surprise to read that it is a total shit-show hidden down in that creepy, old, moldy basement “office”, all of them watching TV, doing drugs and drinking booze? Or did all of us think that the so-called “windowless basement room” was a corporate realm of effective productivity and fiduciary conscientiousness? Beep, beep, beep, punch in the code, shut the door behind you and let the fun begin! Trust me, for most of us it is no wonder at all that nothing’s getting done, people are getting walked, all that crap. Keep us updated, Ed, because I am SURE that more corruption, lies and abuse will emerge. A lot of it.
    Tell the truth and shame the devil, Chelsea 23rd. Deep down, you know what you’ve done ain’t right.

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  2. BBB! Avatar
    BBB!

    Well said!
    (Not you, Elder. You, sir, are a terrible liar. I meant the Blog.)

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  3. Pants on Fire Avatar
    Pants on Fire

    Just a typical NYC landlord doing what they do best: TELLING LIES!

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  4. Legal Beagle Avatar
    Legal Beagle

    The courts will see through Mr. Elder’s charade. Judges are accustomed to defendants being shall we say less than truthful.

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  5. Gramercy Avatar
    Gramercy

    Might take more than LSD to restore the Chelsea to normalcy…but it’s a start!!!!!!

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  6. Legal Beagle Avatar
    Legal Beagle

    The courts DID in fact see through Elder’s b.s. and this morning ruled against him. The lawsuit goes forward.

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  7. Prior res Avatar
    Prior res

    Elder’s saying that he is not owner or part owner of the hotel. I can’t even believe that. LSD is right!! Ha, this must be really bad if Elder is willing to perjure himself like this. There must be a thousand people who can testify that he is lying out his rear. What is going to be next, Arnold Tamasar saying that he was never a manager of the hotel? Oh, or will it be someone saying in a sworn affidavit that the hotel doesn’t even exist! Obviously they are not taking this legal inquisition very seriously.

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