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Category: Marlene Krauss
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Although Chelsesas Hotel minority shareholder Marlene Krauss is a high-powered businesswoman who routinely crushes ordinary mortals beneath her 6-inch Manolo Blahniks and makes grown men weep and grovel before her on their knees, we know that her one big regret in life is that she missed the cut for Charlie’s Angels back in the seventies.…
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Meet Marlene Krauss, whose voice “sounded like it had been fed a steady diet of cigarettes and broken glass”. Marlene Krauss has had a very exciting life. So exciting in fact that Alisa Sheckley has written a novel recounting her youthful exploits. (This is not to be confused with Scott Griffin’s forthcoming MARLENE KRAUSS: A…
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There’s no end to the trouble with Summer Infant baby monitors. Remember when we reported that they were receiving messages from a NASA satellite? Well now it seems that they’re broadcasting signals all around the neighborhood. This mom was horrified to find that baby Alfie was starring in his own REALITY show on the neighbor’s…
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There’s been no end to Chelsea Hotel minority shareholder Marlene Krauss’ troubles lately. Luckily she has a convenient scapegoat: the blog. She managed to alienate one of the top hotel firms in the city, BD Hotels, and now she’s locked in arbitration that threatens to cost the hotel half a million dollars. But don’t you know, that’s…
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As the deadline for filing income taxes draws near, Marlene Krauss’ accountant is no doubt working overtime tallying up her many tax deductions. For starters, some of the interest on her mortgage payments (in Sept. 2007, she acquired a mortgage of $4,207,500 on the penthouse with a 6.87% interest rate) is probably tax deductible. (Being…
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Our sovereign ruler, Mistress Marlene Krauss, was born on January 17, 1941, in New York City. Consulting an old Farmer’s almanac, Legends has learned that, on that exact date, the Earth underwent a complete solar eclipse, the moon passing in front of the sun, blotting out its life-giving rays and enveloping our fair planet in…
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According to car4donation.com, Chelsea Hotel Minority Shareholder and Harvard MBA Doctor Marlene Krauss may want your used car in return for a nice tax deduction. After all, it is that time of year. It seems Marlene's charitable "arm", the Krauss Berk Foundation, is prominently listed there as a potentially interested donor for secondary autos, jalopies,…
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Our readers responded enthusiastically yesterday to news that the Empire of Harvard MBA Doctor Marlene Krauss may be on the rocks. In particular, one comment mentioned:"Marlene Krauss was at the Chelsea Hotel YESTERDAY. She was in the lobby with David Elder reviewing spreadsheets and other documents. From what I overheard she was unhappy that information was…