After Jaz Jericho lost his battle to stay at the Chelsea Hotel he held a secret midnight going away party.
Storme DeLarverie stopped by and serenaded the crowd with her version of "I Fell For You." Turn up the volume. It’s awesome! Unfortunately, Storme is out of the frame on the far right of the screen.
Living with Legends
Hotel Chelsea Blog
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After the recent, highly disturbing commotion at the Chelsea Hotel, minority shareholder David Elder had retreated to his bungalow in L.A., 3,000 miles being what he figured was a safe distance from the scene of his hilarious public humiliation. Having disconnected his phone and discontinued his mail service, he figured there was no way any of those pesky Bohemians could possibly contact him. Finally beginning to relax after a week of looking over his shoulder and jumping out of his boots at the slightest
sound, Elder was just sitting down to a steaming plate of Chef-Boy-Ardee spaghetti-and-meatballs when he heard a rather insistent rapping at his door.Peeking out from a crack in his curtains, Elder’s body convulsed in a spasm of terror when he spied the tiny, scowling woman, and he immediately lost control of his bowels. It was Marlene Krauss, Harvard MBA, Mistress of the Damned.
“I see you in there, Elder! You ratfink! Let me in this minute!” Marlene screamed, hammering on the door with her fist.
Elder dropped to the floor, crawled quickly across the room, and hid, shivering in fright, underneath his bed. Cursing under her breath, Marlene found a shovel that the gardener had left in his wheelbarrow and used that to pry open the door. Striding across the room, she reached under the bed, got a hold of Elder’s ear, and, twisting it painfully, pulled him out from under the bed and up to his feet. “Get your things together right now,” she commanded. “You’re going back to be slumlord of the Chelsea!” And then, wrinkling her nose in disgust, she exclaimed, “My God, you stink! You’re riding coach!”
“Please, Marlene, don’t make me go back there,” Elder begged, trembling uncontrollably. “You promised me I was going to be a high powered real estate mogul, but instead the Bohemians threw stink bombs in my face and poured water on my head!”
Glancing around, Marlene seized the plate of spaghetti from the table and slopped it upside Elder’s head. “Get a hold of yourself!” she said. “Be a man!”
“Artists, my ass. Treat ‘em like the deadbeat scum they are. Put the fear of God in them, and they’ll fall to their knees and grovel. That’s the best policy,” Marlene declared . “The only policy. And while you’re at it, get rid of that tailor too. I’ve got a plan to put a pay toilet in that space and make a real killing!”
Elder tried to slink back under his bed, but Marlene grabbed him by the ear again and stood over him while he packed his suitcase. For his punishment, Marlene denied Elder the box lunch on the plane back, which was a big disappointment for him, since it contained a reconstituted turkey sandwich, carrot sticks, and a fudge cookie. He would have surely starved, he reflected with pride, had he not had the presence of mind to suck the spaghetti sauce from his shirt.
Back in New York, Elder hesitated once more as he was getting out of the cab, and so Marlene, with the help of the bouncers from Star Lounge—who thought their tip quite inadequate–had to drag him bodily into the Chelsea. “Don’t you make me have to come back here again,” Marlene warned Elder as she deposited him in the lobby. “I can’t stand this godforsaken dump.” — Ed Hamilton (Many thanks to a tipster for the photo.)
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Wednesday, May 28, 7:00 p.m.
Ethan Hawke, Clement Joseph & Val Vinokur read from "Night Wraps the Sky: Writings by and About Mayakovsky." A most unusual and exceptional event.
192 Books, 10th Avenue@ 22nd StreetMonday, June 2, 7:00 p.m.
Photographer Julia Calfee (INSIDE The Chelsea Hotel)and writer Ed Hamilton (Legends of the Chelsea Hotel
) team up for “The Chelsea Hotel in Words and Pictures.” Who knows what excitement will transpire but you can count on a slideshow, discussion, and reading.
McNally Robinson Bookstore, 52 Prince St.NY NYThursday, June 5, 7:00 p.m.
Joe O’Neill will be reading and signing from his new novel Netherland.A fascinating post-9/11 story that takes place in London, in the Chelsea Hotel in New York, and in the outer reaches of the city’s boroughs. A remarkable study of a marriage—and a world—on the brink of chaos, what it means to be an outsider and a stranger in a strange land-, the hidden underworld of New York and the inevitable solace of the game of cricket.
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This is the last week that Mr. And Mrs. Balabanis will be operating the Tailor shop at the Chelsea Hotel. They’ve been in the Chelsea neighborhood for 31 years – 21 of those years were spent at a tiny store front
in the Hotel. At first, he was over on 25th Street and he was Stanley Bard’s tailor. Stanley invited him to move his business to the Hotel. Stanley, whom was always the dapper dresser, obviously would want his tailor near by. Here is how the ouster of the Bard family has played out for the Balabanis. The first group of managers (Richard Born & Ira Drukier) wouldn’t even come in and talk to him. When they finally did get around to stopping by, all they did was start taking measurements and tell him they were going to break down the wall between his shop and Stanley’s office and open a bar in that space.
Now, he said, there are other people (not the Bards) who want to talk to him and they want him to pay more rent and take a short lease. He said “It’s too late to talk.” He doesn’t want a short lease and his business doesn’t make a lot of money. He’s retiring and going to Greece. Now there will be another empty retail space at the Chelsea. So much for making all of that money by optimizing the retail spaces.
Renowned Blues man Vlad, who plays the guitar on 23rd & 7th, has a suggestion for the tiny space. He’d like to see a pay toilet installed. That’s something that would be useful for him since he’s a street musician. We second Vlad! We think a pay toilet is the ticket to helping Marlene Krauss and David Elder get rich off of the Chelsea. They can’t have a bar anyway because of El Quixote’s non-compete clause, what else are they gonna put in there!
Our friend and fellow blogger across the street, James Wagner, really needs to update his history of the retail establishments on this block of 23rd Street.
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Now online! Check out Jen, Willem, (We wonder if Willem crossed the pond on the Sea Banana?) & Nile and other celebrities such as Dennis Hopper.
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Julia Calfee greets David Bard at her book signing at Rizzoli’s Bookstore earlier this week. In our opinion, David looks relaxed and ready to return to the Chelsea Hotel. Now that the corporate suits have been removed somebody needs to manage the Hotel!
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The film opens with the a shot of the roof of the Chelsea, tracking into Sam’s studio—for better or worse he has stripped all traces of Norman Gosney’s decadent boudoir décor from the space–juxtaposed with a shot of Bettina sitting in her familiar place outside her room. To the accompaniment of eerily mystical drumming, we see various haunting shots of Bettina: picking up leaves by the railroad trestle,
riding the ferry past the Statue of Liberty, and reading her poetry on a moving walkway. What’s the story behind this tiny, unobtrusive elderly lady, slowly pushing her cart down the chaotic streets as the unseeing juggernaut of New York rushes madly by her? Does she even have one?Indeed she does. The film, titled simply “Bettina” is a story mostly about the enigmatic Bettina, but about the tall, bearded filmmaker Sam Bassett as well: it chronicles several months in their lives as each seeks the aid of the other in restoring a sort of rhyme and reason to a life and a corner of the city that has fallen seriously out of kilter. Sam sets out to restore Bettina to her proper place in the world—the art world that has neglected her genius, and the world of the present day that seems to have moved on and left her behind. Bettina’s struggle is spiritual and almost cosmological in scope: through her art she seeks to reveal the Noumenon, or the invisible secret essence of things, and thus to lead the people of this world out of confusion into order. (Bettina would no doubt like me to mention, for the record, that poet Ira Cohen knows nothing of this.) For both individuals, who bond in the intuitive understanding of this arcane ideal, the quest resolves itself into the more mundane physical goal of cleaning-up and setting Bettina’s cluttered apartment/studio aright so she can display her art and re-establish her Noumenonological Institute.
It’s not easy. It takes Sam awhile to earn Bettina’s trust and to gain admission into the inner sanctum of her studio; and Bettina, for her part, can’t quite see how rearranging all her boxes and putting her papers into storage is actually going to help achieve order. It seems to her that her the boxes and stacks of papers piled to the ceiling are already where they should be and now Sam is simply messing them up. “I may never be able to have the same order again,” she says. But Bettina is convinced by the end result: Sam builds shelves and hangs her paintings, and together they transform the large space into a museum showcasing Bettina’s huge and varied body of sculpture, drawings, and photography.
Highlights of the film include: the death-defying Sam riding his skateboard down the middle of 23rd street pushing a shopping cart loaded with supplies, Sam and Bettina filming each other across 6th Avenue as a Marathon race takes place on the street between them, and the highly comical footage of Sam lifting Bettina in his arms and running her up a hill at Storm King Japanese Sculpture Garden.
As we battle the money-grubbing minority shareholders who ousted Stanley and seized control of our beloved Chelsea, it’s rewarding to step back for a moment and consider exactly what it is we’re fighting for—the hidden essence or Noumenon at the core of the Chelsea Hotel. And if that essence doesn’t involve Bettina and the dozens of others misunderstood artists like her hiding away here at the hotel, then I don’t know what else it could involve. At the time of the film’s events Bettina was being subjected to court hearings in which the minority shareholders and their hired guns at BD were seeking to evict her for clutter. Well, thanks to Sam—who through his work has revealed a small part of the order underlying what some may dismiss as anarchy—these sociopathic pirates now have absolutely no hope of implementing their unconscionable plan.– Ed Hamilton
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Seems like the entire world is talking about this video which was allegedly filmed here at the Chelsea Hotel in 1999. The room is so dark that it’s hard to say for sure whether or not it’s really the Chelsea. But hey, if the rest of the world says it’s the Chelsea Hotel we’re willing to play along. At least it’s a temporary diversion from writing about stink bombs and evil Hotel heirs.
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Artie says this gentleman tips the scales at over 300 lbs. rather than the 275 that Legends estimated. He also says, Men’s Warehouse. Anyone else?
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Just in case you haven’t picked up a newspaper or read a blog lately, here’s a round-up of links to coverage of the recent events at the Chelsea Hotel.
"Boss INN & Out" — New York Post
"Stinkbombs, Schuffles & Anarchy" — Chelsea Now
"A Crucial Chapter for a Storied Hotel" — LA Times, Chicago Tribune
"Legendarisch Chelsea vecht voor zijn ziel" — De Pers
"Manner Nachte: Wo Legenden Leb(T)EN" — Focus Magazine
"At a Haven for Creative Souls, a Prolific Talent is Affirmed" — New York Times
"More Shakeups at the Chelsea Hotel" – Observer Real Estate Blog
"Ousted Chelsea Hotel Managers File for Arbitration" — Observer Real Estate Blog
"Chaos at the Chelsea!" — Observer Real Estate Blog
"Elder Strikes Back" — Observer Real Estate Blog
"Meanwhile at the Hotel Chelsea" — curbed.com
"Big Bruise & Tribute Tattoos" — curbed.com
"Meanwhile at the Hotel Chelsea" — curbed.com
"Has The Chelsea Kicked Out Their Douchy New Management" — gawker.com
"Hotel Chelsea Ousts Glennon Travis" — gothamist.com
"BD Hotels No Longer Managing Hotel Chelsea" — hotelchatter.com
"Chelsea Hotel management on the way out" — City RoomTuesday, M
ay 20, 5:30 – 7:00 p.m.
Rizzolli Bookstore will host a book signing with photographer Julia Calfee. So head uptown, wine and bubbly will be served.
Rizzolli Bookstore, 31 West 57th Str., between 5th & 6th AvenueFriday, May 23,
Curator Arthur Nash’s scaled down version of his much larger traveling show “Infernal Machines, The Evolution of US Capital Punishment,” has its grand opening at the National Museum of Crime and Punishment in Washington D.C.Friday, May 23,
Filmmaker Abel Ferrara’s new documentary "Chelsea on the Rocks," will premiere at the Cannes film festival. According to the press release, "Chelsea on the Rocks’ celebrates the personalities and artistic voices that have emerged from New York’s legendary Chelsea Hotel. Once considered an untouchable, impenetrable tower for writers, artists, musicians and mavericks, it has been recently claimed as a boutique hotel venture for a management company that shows disregard for its formidable history." Guess there’s time to rewrite the copy before the U.S. premiere, which will be at CineVegas.

