Living with Legends

Forced out of the Chelsea by gentrification?  Looking for the perfect gift for the yuppies who are taking over your apartment?  Well, look no further.  Now available on e-bay is this silver spoon with the words "Hotel Chelsea" engraved on them.  Little Ashley or Jenna or whatever they’re calling their kids these days — is sure to love it. Best of all, its a double-edge spoon: don’t these yuppies realize that, growing up in the Chelsea, little Jenna is bound to become a heavily tattooed, drug-addicted performance artist?  Maybe they can sell the spoon to pay for Ashley’s psychiatric care.  Or better yet, Ashley can use it to cook up her heroin.