Living with Legends

As you can see by this year’s holiday employee list, Glennon Travis, the man lately posing as manager of the Chelsea, has had the unparalleled audacity to actually suggest that residents send him a holiday card (presumably filled with money), to reward him for his services for the past half-year. This is unprecedented in the annals of hotel mismanagement for at least two reasons: first, management traditionally doesn’t go begging like this (aren’t they paid enough?); and second, Glennon treats people like dirt, refusing to take resident’s concerns seriously. For him to actually think anyone would reward him for his “services” means that he is either living in some sort of hip hotel fantasy land, or else he wants to try to shake down residents and make them feel like they had better pay him off if they want any heat this winter. But don’t worry, this doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t give Glennon his just deserts this holiday season. Send in your gift suggestions and we’ll compile a top 10 list.