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If you haven't had time to find a Halloween costume yet don't sweat it. Just wear one of these two masks and you'll be the hit of any party. Imagine the fun you will have explaining to all of your friends why David Elder and Marlene Krauss are so scary.
Anybody know whats’ up. I saw the wicked witch of the upper east side outside of the hotel Sunday evening. Is she coming around to do a white glove test to see if the place is cleannnnnn.
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i love these masks! i have a funny feeling the days of andrew tilley are numbered……..
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I was wondering what to be this year but those might be too scary! What are you two doing? Jess is gonna be Joey Ramone and I was thinking a full-on gonzo Hunter S. still not sure. Hope to see you and tell Mr. Nash the new banner looks like it will last all winter!!! Seasons greetings indeed!
Don from B-more
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A very good likeness of this David Elder creep. What a great idea! When I cut the eyes out he looks appropriately soul-less…
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Elder’s not going to like this! and weve already seen how this neer-do-well reacts to anybody poking fun at him — with hired goons and violence!!!! Elders got a very shaky personality, to be nice about it.
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david elder could use one of these himself, as it would tend to improve on his looks. Now if it came with a gag accessory we’d be all set and not have to hear his annoying voice
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I have to ask: Why promote this assface jerk, even in parody?
You realize you’re just giving Elder the attention he’s craved his whole miserable life, but has never had?
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HEE-LAROUS sight at a cocktail party downtown last week — there was David Elder!!!! He surely believed he’d been invited because his company was desired. The best part, though, was how everyone was having a good laugh each time his back was turned. I’m DEFINITELY inviting David Elder to my next party just for the comic relief alone.
And if I make like he’s my friend, maybe he won’t evict me!
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Haunt our dreams, Indeed.
He’s been haunting the Hotel’s every waking moment for more than a year now. His life’s greatest accomplishment. Layabout slob, trying to prey on the vulnerability of tenants to make “friends”.
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I need an Andrew Tilley mask, and quick!
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Halloween is the one day when David Elder can be somebody other than himself…why on earth would I want to take his place? We could use fewer of this guy, not more
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What a mouth breather. “Hellaween” is right, a very good likeness of Elder.
I almost didn’t recognize Marlene, then I realized its an old photo.
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Does the Elder mask come with a paper bathrobe and slippers? It should. Last I heard that lazy jerk Elder was taking up a two bedroom suite all for himself, like some kind of high roller, which he isn’t. When he’s not ‘haunting the dreams’ of Chelseaites, he’s holed up in a tiny studio apartment in Los Angeles that his sister pays for. Inquiring minds want to know when he’s planning to pay his elderly stepfather Piri Thomas the more than One Million Dollars in Hotel revenue that the LA Superior court says he stole. When? Stop taking your frustrations out on Hotel residents, David Elder, and move it on out to the coast where you belong.
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i dont have a costume and would seriously consider donning this elder mask but wouldn’t want to risk being jumped by his goon squad
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agreed – a good likeness, but elder’s actual eyes are beadier. like a rodent’s eyes
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I’ll Be Your Friend, David Elder.
My Friendship In A Straight-Up Swap For Rent Stabilization. Whaddya Say?
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yeah Elder’s mouth always seems to be hanging halfway open. i love this mask because it captures his little pig snout.
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elder tries to get chummy with the weakest links in the chain because no residents who can stand their ground would have anything at all to do with him. hes a total laughingstock.
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http://savepirithomas.blogspot.com/
MORE THAN NINETY-ONE PERCENT OF POLL PARTICIPANTS HAD THE OPINION THAT DAVID ELDER IS UNFIT TO SERVE ON THE BOARD OF THE HOTEL CHELSEA.
WE KNOW NOW THAT ELDER IS A THIEF, THAT HE STEALS FROM HIS OWN FAMILY, AND WILL CONTINUE TO STEAL FROM THE HOTEL CHELSEA.
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Elder’s ‘doppelganger’ returns…watch out!
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He does have a little pig face, doesn’t he?
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Is that a bunny rabbit? How not surprising that Elder is into farm animals
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He does look remarkably pig-like
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