According to this new documentary, Who Killed Nancy? by Alan G. Parker, neither Sid Vicious nor Rockets Redglare was the killer of the nauseating one.  Instead, Parker fingers a shadowy blond-haired Brit from the 6th floor of the Chelsea Hotel, known only as “Michael.”  Who is this Michael, and what has become of him?  He could still be living on the 6th floor, for all we know!  Only Stanley Bard knows for sure.  Bring Back the Bards!

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4 responses to “Who Killed Nancy? Did Anyone Bother Asking Stanley?”

  1. Eye in the Spy Avatar
    Eye in the Spy

    Police States don’t like a lot of questions thrown at them so Residents should making a point of posing random questions regarding the Chelsea’s glorious history to Andrew Tilley and Arnold Tamasar on a daily basis – just to see if they know the answers.
    That’s what they’re here for, right? To represent the Hotel and its history? A good way to underscore their complete ignorance.
    The’ve got no business here.

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  2. They Call Him The Streak Avatar
    They Call Him The Streak

    Wait a minute…
    That Brit named Michael didn’t have blond streaking highlights all up in his hair did he? We have a so-called manager who fits that very description. No alligator shoes that I could see but this guy is plenty slimy, probably has scales located somewhere under his fashions by Izod. So could this be his return to the scene of the crime? Confess, Tilley. Go ahead and confess to some-thing, you’re guilty as sin. You can start by apologizing for Bob Dylan’s room, for f*cking up the antique doors, for the sanctity of the roof, for the squads of your pointless security, for the spy cameras EVERYWHERE and for just bringing the whole community down in a very general sense.

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  3. Accommodation Armidale Avatar

    Nice article . I saw this video ,its too good.

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  4. The Barbarians Runs the Chelsea Avatar
    The Barbarians Runs the Chelsea

    Eye in the Spy, good idea. We need more protest and more pranks. These tacky, heartless people took a hotel from the majority shareholder and his family, the man who managed the place for over 50 years and with his residents created the greatest legends. Bard’s hotel was the only hotel of its kind left in the world. It was unique. And they arrogantly think they can do a better job by making it generic and soulless, all the time assuring people “you’ll love what we do!” Um, no. We won’t your taste sucks, your greed is appalling, your treatment of Stanley and Piri is despicable, and you will be cited for it and remembered for it forever Marlene Krauss and David Elder.
    This fight against you will never end until your Bring Back the Bards.

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