Chelsea Hotel ’s recently launched website featured a lovely photo of a fetching young Stairlady woman sprawled upon the famous staircase.  Having apparently either fallen or jumped or perhaps having just decided to take a rest.   The sexist nature of this photo led some of our blog readers to take exception.  For instance historian Sherill Tippins wrote in to say: 

As someone at work on a history of Chelsea, whose founding philosopher is known for saying that a society can be judged by the way it treats its women, I can't tell you how ironic it is to see the image in that brochure of a woman stretched out in that sexually inviting way on the staircase. It's the quintessential image of commercial exploitation.

Ladymissing Decade after decade, the Chelsea's residents have worked through issues relating to women's place in society–from the first vagrant girl who was sent to Bellevue in 1884 for insisting that she had friends at the Chelsea, to the Victorian-era invalid, daughter of William Dean Howells, who died of lassitude, to John Sloan's wife, Dolly, a former prostitute saved by art, to Arthur Miller's Marilyn Monroe, Andy Warhol's Edie Sedgwick, Shirley Clarke, Patti Smith, and the many, many women who came to the Chelsea in the Seventies to liberate themselves.

And now, to end with this? I'm starting to feel more at home in the Second-Life Chelsea.

Strangely enough soon after this comment appeared the girl went missing. Where has the girl gone? Did they take her out in a body bag?  Or was she simply a figment of our imagination all along.  Perhaps she’s in the same Bohemian limbo as Piri’s money.  Guess the Beaver House will stay downtown.

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8 responses to “Chelsea Beaver House A No Go”

  1. Just Lurking Avatar
    Just Lurking

    Whatcha talkin’ bout Ed, that’s theres High Art!

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  2. Stan Fan Avatar
    Stan Fan

    Another pure crap image, generating a mediocre and inaccurate message of what the Chelsea spirit represents, courtesy the Hotel’s fake-ass management staff.
    Stanley Bard would never have endorsed this fiction. But then thats probably why it was done.

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  3. Old & Crappy Avatar
    Old & Crappy

    I noticed that on the production section of the site that there is a photo of Kate Winslet. Did she give permission to the hotel to use her image to promote the hotel? Woody Allen just won a $5 million judgment against American Apparel for using his image to promote their goods.

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  4. KOTW Avatar
    KOTW

    Kate Winslet? Please don’t tell me its because survivors of the TITANIC stayed at the Chelsea. Which they did, I’d just cringe to learn the decision to use her picture was rooted in new managements Mickey Mouse take on history. No way Winslet approved.

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  5. Saved My Life Avatar
    Saved My Life

    Good thing she wasn’t on the stairs this morning when people evacuated the building because of a fire alarm!!!

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  6. Faux Boho Avatar
    Faux Boho

    Yeah what was the message supposed to be?
    “Take the elevator”?

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  7. Anonymoose Avatar
    Anonymoose

    That image must be from a photo-shoot on famous Chelsea suicides, right? Poor girl would look less ‘come-hither’ had she tumbled all the way to the sixth floor.

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  8. Rochelle Avatar
    Rochelle

    What was she fetching?

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