• It's been a long time since we've had a Chelsea Hotel "manager" take advantage of the Internet's social networking opportunities. Who can forget our favorite St. Louis Beach Bum Glennon Travis and Myspace?  (Those were the days.  Bring Back Gigi!)  Unfortunately, Glennon's little venture didn't turn out too well, now did it.  Well, we're now thrilled to report that Chelsea Hotel Minority Share holder David Elder is on Facebook.  Check out his "boyfriend pose."  Friend him up!

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  •      Multiple sources confirm that Chief of Engineering Larry Mc"Laugh"lin is telling Chelsea Hotel employees Chelseasign that plans are already in the works to evict Chelsea Moving & Storage.  If this is true, why would Marlene Krauss want any of her employees talking about this?  And why would Marlene Krauss, Harvard MBA, seek to empty another rent paying retail client when so many unrented retail store fronts are already available to her. 
         Well, sources in the real estate industry say that, given Marlene's ocean of bad publicity, her best strategy would be to empty the Chelsea Hotel of tenants, commercial and residential alike as soon as possible. Could this be the first stage of her diabolical plan?

  • Crownimperial Sherill Tippins is hard at working putting the finishing touches on her forthcoming history of the Chelsea Hotel.  Sherill writes to inform us that she has unearthed potential candidates for an official flower, philosopher and motto for the hotel.

    I found this on a website about Charles Fourier, the Chelsea Hotel's philosophical father, and thought you might like to make it the website's Official Flower: The Crown Imperial (Fritillaria imperialis), Charles Fourier's emblematic flower.

    According to popular wisdom, it symbolizes majesty.  For Fourier, it represents the true scientist or artist living poorly in Civilization, whose worth is not recognized, and who has only his enthusiasm to sustain himself.

    And here's a quote of Fourier's that's appropriate for the Chelsea right now: "Truth and commerce are as incompatible as Jesus and Satan."

  • Thank goodness it's not often that we receive e-mails with the subject line "MACHINE GUNS?????" Is this what new management considers the red carpet treatment? We hope not.  Thanks to Artie for the photos of the scene outside of the Chelsea Hotel earlier today.

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  • It must be getting close to St. Patricks Day, as we met these Irish rockers in the lobby over the weekend.  Here's what they had to say about their stay at the Chelsea.

    Mightystef Hey Ed,
    Ciaran Here ( I met you at the Chelsea At the Weekend ) We were over for the Mighty Stef Show ! Even Bono Himself showed up, We Should have tried to get him back to the Hotel !!
     
    I Picked up your Book down in the East Village, Ive been reading it all day here, Its a real Great Read.
     
    Im a big Fan of the Chelsea, and it was an absolute pleasure to have stayed for 2 nights. I took a walk around the halls one morning and there is a real feel of something Special in those walls.
     
    I Shall definately be back, I Really Hope all stays good with the Hotel and Stanley Gets brought back. We had a little trouble with one of the guys on the desk, and i said Cheekily that it would never have happened on Stanleys Watch!!  Its obviously a popular phrase as all the guys just Turned their eyes to heaven !
    I Shall keep reading the blog and Hopefully I Shall find an excuse to get over to the Chelsea again soon.
    Was great to meet you Ed
    Keep up the Good fight man
    Ciaran Dwyer

    Rock on, Ciaran, Mighty Stef, and friends. By the way, they're coming to a town near you so check out Egan their schedule.  In other Irish-related news, Olympic Silver Medalist boxer Kenny Egan freaked out, left home,  and checked into the Chelsea Hotel in order to escape the media feeding frenzy over an upcoming boxing match.   It seems like it's open season to rag on the guy, so we'll refrain.  Well, he was content to watch U2 on Letterman while he was here.  We'll get Bono to the Chelsea yet!

  • Historian Sherill Tippins, author of the upcoming Dream Palace, a history of the Chelsea Hotel, continues her series on the lives and struggles of the Chelsea's great social activists with a portrait of painter and hotel resident John Sloan:

    In 1905, the painter John Sloan was sufficiently captivated by the look of the Chelsea cooperative to paint Chelseaskyline it in half-silhouette against the New York sunset. Having arrived in New York only recently from Philadelphia, Sloan knew nothing about the Chelsea or the philosophical ideas behind its creation. Nevertheless, the painting communicates a sense of longing as the working-class woman in the foreground–Sloan's wife, Dolly–pauses in the midst of her dreary domestic chores to take in the beauty of the building and the sky.

    It would be thirty years before Sloan and Dolly themselves moved into the Chelsea. Now, in 1905, they lived in obscurity in a shabby, unheated top-floor loft at 165 W. 23rd Street–the same loft, about a block from the Chelsea, that Stephen Crane and his friends had occupied a decade before.

    In those days, Sloan was drawn to paint the city's factory workers, immigrants, and unemployed people merely by instinct–and because as a poor man himself, married to an alcoholic and former prostitute, the working-class life was all he knew. He didn't realize that paintings of bread lines and tenement children Johnsloan conveyed a political message until a critic referred in print to the "socialist" content of his paintings. To figure out what the critic meant, Sloan started reading the Socialist newspaper, The Call–and grew increasingly excited as he found credible explanations there for so much of the unfairness and cruelty he had only intuited as an artist. By 1910, he and Dolly had joined the Socialist Party, and Sloan began contributing scathing political cartoons to the Call and the Coming Nation.

    In 1912, during the groundbreaking I.W.W. strike at the American Woolen Company in Lawrence, Massachusetts, Dolly helped temporarily transfer the half-starved strikers' children to the homes of sympathetic New Yorkers, while a few months later Sloan became art director of The Masses, helping Max Eastman make the case for the working class through powerful images and sharp, often satirical captions.

    In 1913, when the I.W.W. organized another millworkers' strike in Paterson, New Jersey, Sloan joined with "Wobbly princess" Elizabeth Gurley Flynn and playwright Percy MacKaye (son of Steele MacKaye, the first director of Chelsea architect Philip Hubert's Lyceum Theater), Big Bill Haywood, John Reed, and others to stage a giant pageant in Madison Square Garden depicting the millworkers' desperate struggle to secure fair working conditions.

    Flynn had learned the value of a dramatic presentation as a teenager giving soapbox speeches on 125th   Street; she had seen the power of Joe Hill's and others' working-class songs while touring the mining and Tributetosloan logging towns of America. She and Haywood were experts by now at grabbing press attention by turning politics into theater. While they helped the millworkers create such scenes as "The Mills Alive, The Workers Dead" and "The Workers Begin to Think," and John Reed composed songs for the strikers to sing, Sloan painted a giant backdrop for the Madison Square stage–an enormous image of the silk factory where the strikers had spent most of their adult lives. On June 7th, 1,200 millworkers marched across the bridge over the Hudson River and through Manhattan to Madison Square Garden to perform their show to an audience of more than 15,000. The pageant succeeded in helping the workers feel the spirit of community action, even though the strike itself failed shortly afterwards.   (Paterson Pageant poster attributed to John Sloan)

    Sloan would continue to agitate in support of New York's working poor for the rest of his life, though he would drop out of the Socialist Party for its refusal to "strike" against the First World War.  He joined the ACLU and signed petitions against the "disgrace to the nation," the House Un-American Activities Sloan_4x5 Committee. When he moved to the Chelsea in 1935, he found a kindred spirit in the poet Edgar Lee Masters, who had passionately supported the populist presidential candidate William Jennings Bryan and had personally berated Theodore Roosevelt for his imperialist leanings. The two aging curmudgeons liked to get together to drink cocktails, play old gospel and fiddle tunes on Masters' Victrola, and talk politics.

    By 1950, Sloan's outspoken resistance to the HUAC hearings and other activities had caused the FBI to reactivate his file. Plans were made to include him in the next wave of attacks in Congress on "communistic" artists who were "corrupting" American life–but Sloan died before he could be summoned. "It's a fight, isn't it?" he said to his wife on his deathbed in a Delaware hospital in 1951. For Sloan, it had been–but he eagerly fought every battle, motivated by the human goodness he had observed in ordinary New Yorkers as he had painted them throughout his life.  (Photo: "Sunbathers on the Roof" John SLoan, 1941)

  • NYU finds that surveillance cameras do not deter crime.  The study reviewed "five years of evidence from Peter Cooper Village and Stuyvesant Town in Manhattan."  The researchers question whether the trade-offs in cost and loss of privacy are worth it.

    Tishman Speyer may now have to pay $200 million back to tenants (at Stuyvesant Town and Peter Cooper Village) because a court has ruled that they "had wrongfully raised rents and deregulated thousands of apartments after receiving special tax breaks." According to the NY Times, the ruling could "affect hundreds of other apartment house owners who, like Tishman Speyer, obtained tax breaks under the city’s J-51 tax program for property renovations and then raised rents beyond certain set levels. The Appellate Division ruled that apartments must remain rent-regulated as long as the building owners enjoy J-51 tax benefits."

    An in-depth article in The Indypendent explains why tenants should support repealing the "vacany decontrol" law. "The top priority for the tenant movement, however, is repealing “vacancy decontrol.” Enacted in the 1990s, it lets landlords deregulate vacant rent-stabilized apartments if the rent can legally be $2,000 per month or more. (Rent stabilization covers buildings with six or more apartments built before 1974, or buildings where the owner accepted it in exchange for tax breaks.) Once an apartment is deregulated, there are no restrictions on rent increases and the new tenant has little to no housing rights. The bill to repeal vacancy decontrol, S. 2237, has 23 co-sponsors.

    As we reported earlier on the blog, efforts are underway to reform the DHCR's Individual Apartment Improvement Code which allows landlords to use the 1/40th increase to pad the cost of apartment improvements in an effort to deregulate units.  

  • Some things never change. Here's Jerry Weinstein in 1981 looking the same as ever.  Unfortunately, though, some things do change.  In this nine minute clip from the 1981 BBC Arena documentary, Chelsea Hotel, you'll find Stanley Bard hard at work.  Now days you couldn't find a General Manager if your life depended on it – chiefly because Marlene Krauss won't hire one. Bring Back the Bards.  P.S. Does anybody know the white-haired telephone operator?  That was a bit before our time.

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  • Our sovereign ruler, Mistress Marlene Krauss, was born on January 17, 1941, in New York City. Krauss1970s Consulting an old Farmer’s almanac, Legends has learned that, on that exact date, the Earth underwent a complete solar eclipse, the moon passing in front of the sun, blotting out its life-giving rays and enveloping our fair planet in a stygian darkness.  But of course that’s just a coincidence.

    Marlene’s father, Julius Krauss, was born on March 16, 1898, in Hungary.  A plumber by trade, Julius presided over the destruction of the Chelsea Hotel ’s famous stained glass windows and plate glass mirrors, among other irreplaceable treasures.  He died in sunny Florida on September 18, 1978, his dream of completely demolishing the Chelsea left to his daughter to fulfill.

    Marlene’s mother, Pearl Moldovan, was born on December 18, 1908 in  Hungary.  Feeling that Stanley Bard was getting a lot of undeserved attention, she urged her husband to take a greater role in the management of the Chelsea.  She died on May 5, 1983, also in Florida, her dream bequeathed to Marlene as well.

    After Marlene’s birth, Julius and Pearl decided not to have any more children.

    Pausing briefly from her busy schedule, Marlene married Zachary Berk on September 16, 1984.   Zackberk Consulting our Farmer’s Almanac we discovered that there was a rain of frogs that day, always propitious.)

    Marlene is Zachary’s second wife, good ol’ Zack having divorced his first wife, Suzanna Thomas (talk about having the last laugh!), in 1979.  Zachary was born on November 27, 1947, and—though Legends reported in error that the lovebirds met at his funeral — Marlene hasn’t killed him yet. Marlene and Zachary have three children, and Zachary brought three of his own to the union.  So it must be kind of like the Brady Bunch around their house—only without the laughs.  (Photo: Zachary Berk via Google)

    Dark Mistress Marlene also has a child from an extramarital affair with Cthulhu. As the spawn of this unholy union increases in power daily, Marlene’s control over him wanes, and he now threatens to devour her. — Ed Hamilton
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